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champagnemanagement · 6 hours
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i have a dream to become a drag king with a sleazy tom sandoval-ish style and call myself BRADFORD PEAR
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Nobody throws shade like a biologist with burning hatred for invasive plants
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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017
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champagnemanagement · 10 days
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champagnemanagement · 14 days
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every damn day
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champagnemanagement · 19 days
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Happy Easter!!
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here's my entry for the peep diorama contest: EMBRACE THE FLAME (inspired by The Menu). I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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champagnemanagement · 22 days
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i put on my eye patch and play my aztec death whistle for a while. then i eat 48 ferrero rocher balls. this is a typical night in.
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champagnemanagement · 22 days
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champagnemanagement · 22 days
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the size difference is WILD
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champagnemanagement · 22 days
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bought this while high the other night. the 3d onions just sent me.
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champagnemanagement · 23 days
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Awwwwwww thank you!!!!!! OH GOD I MISS BLINGEE!!!! derp face scullies!!!
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champagnemanagement · 24 days
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My firestick really wants me to watch this movie I guess. Any time I open an app, it abruptly goes to this page. It's happened 3 times now. Do I watch it??????
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champagnemanagement · 1 month
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champagnemanagement · 1 month
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file under awkward interactions. cashier at grocery store complimented my outfit:
me: "thanks, it's my badminton outfit."
him: "how come no one pronounces the 'n' in badminton?"
me: "BAD MINTO."
him: ???
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champagnemanagement · 1 month
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