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[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man
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got the job 🙌 thank god
#salary isn’t confirmed yet but it’s looking like a $17k raise wtf#and I’ve only been in my current role for 6 months#maybe I will be able to afford a house someday#god willing#personal
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♫ When I feel alone I reach for you And you bring me home When I’m lost at sea I hear your voice And it carries me ♫
San Junipero (2016) dir. Owen Harris
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got me good with this whole email address thing. you make email account as child for one purpose neopets.com and now all this. bait and switch. not nice.
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anyone else feel so uncomfortable with themselves in like every aspect
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Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One
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every person ive ever suggested to that going through your partners phone not only invades their privacy but also the privacy of all the people who have possibly texted very personal things to them have acted like they genuinely never thought of that before
#deadass#my bf and I exchanged passwords but we keep forgetting them#mine is literally his birthday but he can’t remember#and idk what his is#some combo of 1234 but I don’t know the order#it’s okay though cause we trust each other#we more so shared our passwords for times when we need to look at each other’s phones#like if we’re cooking and the recipe’s on his phone and it locks automatically#not to be creepy and monitor whatever he’s doing#q
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people will be like “don’t worry it’s all in your head!” like babe… yes… that’s the problem… how do i get it out of there…
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your only job on this earth is to be so intrinsically yourself that the right people gravitate toward you and the wrong people move out of your way
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"Was this book good or was I deeply 19 when I read it:" an investigative journalism series
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the hiring manager in the job interview I had today asked what my favourite app on my phone is and my dumb ass was like … tumblr 🧍♀️
#and then I had to try and explain why and he was like ‘are you one of the last users on there’#🤡🤡🤡#I was trying to think of things I use often and it was this or like … uber eats#hopefully I stuck out for that reason#I was trying to explain why and I was like … I don’t even fucking know#personal
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THE GOOD PLACE (2016–2020) S01E04 | Jason Mendoza
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All of the user profile images from Windows XP
#I was always the dog or the soccer ball#I remember my mum as the butterfly#also prev what a wild story 😳#q
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u okay?
noooo but at least there's television
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I told my manager and she was so chill about it omg she was like “what team is this?” and I told her and she was like OH I KNOW MICHAEL and then went into this whole spiel about how she works with his team often and what they do and I was like wait I KNOW MICHAEL TOO - I’ve seen his name before but haven’t worked with him directly - so hopefully even though I don’t have direct experience with what the job is, the fact that I understand what his department does will help 🙏 my manager also said she can put in a good word for me if I want and I was like bruh what
I'm girlbossing too hard again, I decided to apply to an internal posting just cause it looked interesting and I didn't think I had a chance but I've made it past the first round of interviews ... now I have to tell my manager that I could be leaving this position
#she’s on contract herself so she totally gets wanting to find a full time job instead#she was like ‘I’m really happy for you thank you for telling me’#and she was like ‘if you have more questions about his team just let me know’#so 🤷♀️ maybe I do have a chance#get me that $10k salary bump#personal
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