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"it's bioessentialist to joke about male loneliness" IT'S BIOESSENTIALIST TO THINK THERE'S A MALE AND FEMALE VERSION OF LONELINESS...

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Everybody thinks they're the genre-savvy video store clerk in the horror movie, but we can't ALL be the genre-savvy video store clerk in the horror movie, because I'M the genre-savvy video store clerk in the horror movie. You guys have to be the final girl or the jock boyfriend or the slasher or the old guy at the gas station who acts as a portent of doom or the cheerleader or the knife or the car that won't start or the lake or the ominous transition shot of clouds passing in front of the full moon or the dog that plays basketball or something.

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Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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it's amazing how ordinary objects can become so significant to only the owner

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being a vampire is about penetrating someone but it's also about being filled up with their fluids. in this way vampirism confuses the top/bottom dichotomy

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HATE when you’re inserting your email somewhere and literally from the first letter the website is like “invalid email address” like yes i know. I’m typing it right now. My email address is obviously not just the letter ‘m’. Stop

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*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎

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[gets in with you]

[gets in my little clown car]

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*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

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undersea animals when a whale dies