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Bro so am i-

I'm a MILF:

Man

I

Love Stephanie Lauter so

Fucking much

This is a WIP btw

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Joey's Ted headcanons

He apparently did the cameo in 2 seconds, so here, lol. Also, he does think I'm the official Ted artist in the fandom 😭 honor

Remember, these are just actor headcanons, nothing official 👍

Ted genuinely loves Pete

Hes' very romantic, but he puts on a facade of a bullshit guy cause he wants to seem cool

He does think Paul is his best friend

Ted's one of those guys who doesn't wear pants at home, he's just in boxers

He does wear a tie tho, in case he needs to go out or have a zoom meeting

He uses excessive amount of cologne

Ted constantly goes on dates. Most women in Hatchetfield have "gone on a date" with him, but they last 5 minutes cause how much of a terrible guy Ted is

Lot of people know him in town and think he's a creep

All his deaths need to be embarrassing

Always orders take-out, never cooks for himself

He takes Pete out constantly and tries to be cool in front of him, but Pete is embarrassed by him, but still thinks he's cool (side note is that Joey'd like a NMT episode of Bill and Alice hanging out and Ted and Pete hanging out)

Ted loves dogs and maybe has a dog at home we don't know about

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THIS IS CANON NOW BECAUSE I SAID SO.

Random Lautski Head canons cause why not:

-Pete is really good at cooking and baking (cause science and measurements, he would love that shit), but Steph can’t cook for absolute shit but she tries to help out anyway if they’re having dinner together, Pete ends up trying to teach her about cooking (she still sucks at it though and burns everything)

-Steph only really dated people who were higher up on the social pecking order before Pete. She was never really super into any of them and people kind of just assumed she didn’t take dating super seriously and didn’t like being romantic. This then made people EXTREMELY confused when she started dating Pete cause she’d be all over him and flaunting him everywhere. Everyone at Hatchetfeild high collectively just thinks “bitch really? THIS is the one you’re choosing to act this way with?" Because of this attitude from other people Steph decides to brag about how great Pete is even more for the bit.

-related to the last head-canon, Steph is big on PDA, Pete isn’t. Everytime Steph so much as kisses his cheek he gets extremely flustered and nervous.

-one year on Halloween they dressed up as Jessica and Roger Rabbit. (They weirdly remind me on them, I think it’s just the similar dynamic of silly bow tie man and tall goddess who likes him because he makes her laugh)

-Steph is one of the those people that watches like 6 hour video essays on random shit. She eventually turns Pete onto this habit

-Pete sometimes uses massive words he doesn’t always understand to impress Steph. Steph eventually picks up on this but never calls him out on it because she thinks it’s adorable.

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A couple of messy CC doodles!

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Hear me out. Werewolf lex au

Sorry to interrupt your regularly scheduled CCRP Lex AU, but i recently saw a lex edit with the song Cop Car by Mitski, i particularly focused on the lyrics 'I get mean when i'm nervous like a bad dog.' Because i know we relate Ted to a dog a lot because of COUGH Hey Melissa COUGH COUGH but I also think Lex is very similar to that kind of animal.

In YellowJacket and generally any bit of media she's in, Lex gets angry and violent whenever something happens (Throwing a wrench near Ethan when she was already overwhelmed and stressed with tasks, Fighting Sherman back instead of freezing or flight, leaving ethan because she was so scared, although it was the right option it was a mean one.)

One of my favourite bits of knowledge is that Alexandra means 'Defender of Mankind' descending from Greek origin and another name for Hera. That last bit isn't important i just liked how in Greek mythology theres multiple gods. ANYWAYS. The most common phrase for a dog is 'Man's best friend' and i love how that connects with the meaning of her name.

In my opinion Lex shows both sides of the interpretations of dogs. Lex is shown to be fiercely loyal to the people she cares about, and even then she still has a (somewhat hesitant) love for the world, although she wasn't given the best childhood, she presumably did grow up with love, atleast for a short while with Webby. If she didn't know kindness she wouldn't have saved the world or atleast attempted it. On the other side, she's a kin to a stray dog, you need to earn her trust and she's angry and mean when you meet her. She was given Webby and was let down by her, she's been let down by all her 'Owners' (Figures of authority) and doesn't trust anymore.

Okay, now i'm going to talk about the song Black Friday for a little bit, specifically this image!

I am obsessed with this photo. On one hand i can definitely take it as calling to the gods but on the other i really enjoy enterpreting it as howling to the moon, and guess what, a dog does that. Not at the moon but to communicate with other people better and that is what she is doing! She's begging to live after being beaten down time and time again by the people she thought she could trust. Even when she gave up at the end of the song, she got a glimpse of hope that seemed almost impossible, and she had trust in the world again, she wanted to live.

Even in other media Lex shows off so much trust if you look hard enough into it, in Witch in the web, when lex is arrested she still trusts Pamela to take care of Hannah more than herself, even after knowing how bad she is. She's loyal like a dog.

Also, i like connecting California to a kind of requirment that lex needs. Like a herding or hunting dog. They need space and Hatchetfield can't provide it, she's working in an unclosed space and she wants more out of life, she wants to run away because Hatchetfield shouldn't be her life.

If i had to choose a specific breed for Lex i'd go with a Belgian Malinois. They're commonly used in the military and have excellent strength, they're fierce. And it's like her and that dog are built for good.

Falling back into Lex running away, Belgian Malinois need constant physical activity and mental stimulation, Lex can't do that standing at a boring job in Toy Zone, she didn't live to be choked in a Toy Store. Hatchetfield falls short for what she needs, it leads her to want more, and act out more.

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its really funny that people struggle to realize that a bisexual man dating a woman is queer, and a bisexual woman dating a man is queer. have you met bisexual men? faggy. have you met bisexual women? dykey. those traits don't go away- still queer- regardless of whoever we're currently dating, if we're dating anyone at all- whoever a bisexual person is dating doesn't dictate the bisexual person's queerness, we are queer with or without a partner, whether or not we choose to date.

there is an inherent queerness to bisexuality that everyone loves to erase and i'm here to say: fuck that, bisexuals are queer 24/7, regardless of the given situation we're in. if you actually take the time to meet us, spend time in our company, and see how we actually behave and operate, you will see just how queer a bisexuals are no matter whether or not we date men, women, people or whomst ever. there is more to bisexuality than just who we date

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stephanie lauter is fat btw. if you even care. and shes still considered hot and desirable and popular by her peers. and theres nothing you can do about it

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YES YES YES MAKE IT GAY

Mariah should play Ethan I think. That would solve every problem I’ve had ever

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DUDE THIS IS GOREOUS I LOVE THIS KIKE OH MY GOD

charlie demon form redesign

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I MUST DUB THIS.

The alternative ending, where Lute died instead of Adam… 🥀

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RIP Akira Toriyama

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"Welcome to the Morningstar Mansion! We got daddy issues! I'm the daddy, I've got issues." -lucifer, probably

Help I thought of this at 2 in the morning-

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Heads up this is after Vander becomes warwick when warwick is mentioned

Warwick: I haven't seen Vi and Jinx for fifteen minutes now.

*Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Vi and Jinx running after it in a panic. Warwick doesn't look outside at all.*

Warwick: That probably means they're getting into trouble.

Warwick: I hope you have an explanation for this.

Vi: We have three actually-

Jinx: Pick your favorite.

Vi, to Powder: If you see Mylo, give him this message *makes a neutral face*

Vi: He'll know what it means.

*later*

Powder: oh, and Vi said to give you a message.

Powder: *makes a neutral face*

Mylo: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

Warwick: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Vi: It's kind of complicated, but Jinx-

Warwick: Got it. Forget I asked.

Jayce: Regular soda is too sweet!

Vi: Diet soda has a weird after taste!

Jayce: No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet soda is THE BEST! It doesn't have sugar! It's SPICY!

Vi: It has other weird stuff in it! I'll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR soda!

Jayce: It's SO SWEET like it's a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink!

Vi: I'm going to physically attack you.

Jayce: Which is better, Caitlyn?

Caitlyn: Oh, I usually drink water!

Vi: Wha- NO!

Jayce: DISGUSTING!

Jinx: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.

Ekko, used to Jinx being dumb: Sure...

Jinx: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Ekko: Okay?

Jinx: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

Ekko:

Jinx: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-

Ekko: Jesus, that one is a little-

Seraphine, interested: No, no, Jinx, keep going.

Caitlyn: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

Vi: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.

Jinx: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.

Vi: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

Ekko: Ooh, somebody has a crush

Jinx: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Seraphine I just think she's cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about her.

*Later that night*

Jinx, very much awake: Uh oh.

Jinx, watching power lines fall down: Vi, Warwick! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!

Vi: What would Warwick think?

Jinx: Ok, that’s an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if… we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told him?

Silco: Okay, what does A stand for?

Jinx: Arson.

Silco: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Jinx: Barson.

Sevika: *laughter*

Silco: What stands for C?

Jinx: Commit arson.

Sevika: Oooo.

Silco: D!

Jinx: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.

Sevika: *more laughter*

Vi: Caitlyn won’t come out of her room!

Jayce: Just tell her I said something.

Vi: Like what?

Jayce: Anything factually incorrect.

Vi, shrugging: If you say so.

Caitlyn, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

Jinx: I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship.

Ekko: These are handcuffs.

Jinx: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!

Jinx: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?

Seraphine: What the hell!?

Jinx: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Jinx, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?

Seraphine, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

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Some Caitlyn Jayce sibling shenanigans

Jayce: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Caitlyn and not do the thing,

Jayce: Well there’s a clear right answer here.

Jayce: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*

Jayce: I’m totally useless.

Caitlyn: You’re not totally useless.

Caitlyn: You can be used as a bad example.

*Jayce and Caitlyn playing minecraft*

Jayce: Oh no, oh no, oh no-

Caitlyn: What’s wrong?

Jayce: I did a thing.

Caitlyn: You regret the thing you dID-

Jayce: *screams*

Caitlyn: What the fuck did you do- *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* Damn it-

Jayce: *screams again*

Jayce: I am 39 cheetos tall.

Caitlyn: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?

Jayce: Because we're out of doritos.

Caitlyn, looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?

Jayce: Well, that's you.

Caitlyn: Me?! Is that what I look like?

Jayce: You don't know?

Caitlyn: Busy day.

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Vi: Caitlyn and I are the perfect duo! Nothing ever goes wrong!

Ekko: But what about every single case you two are on-

Caitlyn: I am her impulse control. And I fail. Miserably.

Vi: But because of that we solve cases so we are the perfect duo!

Caitlyn: ...

Ekko: ...If you say so...

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I had to.

Jinx: Honestly, I don’t know why you never trust me-

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