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hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

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♫"One heart, tenderly beating, ever entreating, constant and true"♫

-Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

Directed by: David Hand, Wilfred Jackson, Ben Sharpsteen, Perce Pearce, Larry Morey, and William Cottrell

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A bird with a good name is the least grebe. If that grebe grebe'd any less there wouldn't be any grebe there, hence it is the least grebe possible without no grebe.

[a least grebe shown next to mallard duck] image credit: Richard Ditch -> https://richditch.wordpress.com/2013/01/22/maricopa-countys-first-least-grebe/

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THE PRINCESS DIARIES (2001)

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how to solve your potatoes from sticking to the pan

are you trying to stop your potatoes to sticking to the pan? follow these simple pro steps to prevent potatoes sticking to the pan. easy to follow steps to not have potatoes stuck to your pan! [AD] potatoes have been sticking to the nonstick pan for centuries. here's how to unstick stuck stick potatoes from your nonstick pan. try adding more oil to your pan! add oil and they will stick less to your pan. using a nonstick pan also helps this. [AD] potatoes still sticking to the pan? try these other hacks to stop sticking pan potatoes. even pros do them! potatoes stick to pans in no small part because starch is sticky. consider using potatoes with lower starch, or a pan with lower starch. [AD] [AD] consider you may be using too much oil? consider using less oil in the pan, as it can make potatoes stick to your pan. potatoes can stick to the pan even in the microwave! moreover, these procedures can help to prevent potatoes sticking from your pan in the microwave. [AD] potatoes have less starch after they are cooked. add potatoes to pan only after they have been fully cooked. this can help sticking to your pan. now that you know how the pros do to stop potato from sticking to your nonsticking to your pan, consider How To Stop Onion Sticking To Your Pan

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why the fuck do i have to read jk rowling's opinion in the newspaper every other week? it's not as if her opinion ever actually changes. they might as well just publish these articles under the headline "this just in: jk rowling still doesn't like trans people"

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Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.

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something terrible and monstrous is inside me [being in my 20s]

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source: angelica blick

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If you receive a rapid amount of boops from me know that I'm doing this to you:

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hi everyone i hope you dont mind if i

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my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw