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This was a real advertisement I got within the past 2 days

Hey tumblr staff! What is this!!! What is t

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Spidey's singing the Flying Graysons' theme. Spidey's a Dick Grayson fan.

It’s often been remarked that Spider-Man’s schtick wouldn’t work nearly so well if he didn’t live in a town with so many tall buildings, but consider: how well would Batman’s “I am the night” routine work if he was operating out of a normal city where people actually live, rather than a perpetually twilit urban hellscape that looks like the Art Deco movement had a one-night stand with Soviet Brutalism in a wrought-iron-and-gargoyle factory?

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me: -is not quite sold on the Titans trailer-

Titans: Richard John Grayson, also known as Dick Grayson, also known as the son of billionaire Bruce Wayne, will be forced to sell his Porsche and get THIS minivan to drive all the Titans around like an actual soccer mom.

Me:

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There are actually a good few episodes where Spencer's knowledge of the law helps the gang out and he legally gets them out of trouble. He is really goofy and a little eccentric, but when it comes to his knowledge they show him as actually pretty capable but having had no passion for it, something explored as early as the first season when their grandfather tries to take custody of Carly after viewing Spencer at face value and not realizing he knows what he's doing.

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: the tv show iCarly always portrayed Spencer as some bumbling idiot after dropping out of law school after three days, but they disregard the fact that this means Spencer did in fact finish college with a degree and knew enough about the law to pass his entrance exams and had good enough grades in his classes to be accepted into a law school therefore the image that they portrayed of him being stupid is false, he was simply a man who realized his passion lied elsewhere and he wasn’t going to pay a tuition for a law school studying that when his heart wasn’t in it. he was a smart man with the knowledge and capability to do anything, and he chose his art

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Finally a man of culture willing to read for the true anime titties.

So do you like Porn, Hentai, or Dojin/porn mangas best?

Dojin the best, hentai next, porn last.

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Ozzy and Drix 2

i went in to a cells at work thread on 4chan’s /a/ because i can’t help but immerse myself in sludge and the whole thread was anons talking about how they’ve been eating better and drinking more water because they want the anime girls that live inside of them to be happier 

shinzo abe you son of a bitch, you did it. 

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Reblog the Princess ™ for future happiness and mental stability. Let her cuteness cleanse you.

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i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

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By fighting mainly native populations and villages who didnt have the money or tech to manufacture firearms meaning their "spray the battlefield" technique was literally just a tech advantage. They almost never fought other societies with guns and when they did they just had superior number, Roman style.

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

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Snake’s lovingly sculpted butt cheeks died so 2018 could be the GAYEST year in gaming yet. Truly a hero.

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i want………….. a summer románce 🥀✨

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Someone: brings up the met gala

me: -two hour long rant about rich people, celebrity worship and how everyone keeps forgetting the people that actually worked on those outfits-

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I thought this was actually the ad again for a second

thanks staff

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im gonna yiff dream bunny

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I spend very little time here and had no idea people were being emailed about this until now. Turns out I got one.

where is MY email informing me I encouraged the Russian takeover

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Somebody fucked with the Cowboy Bebop wiki so this is the current entry for Faye Valentine

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You’ve seen tail wagging… have you seen body wagging?