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Season eight dean said I have a SPRAY TAN. I go to GAY BARS. I do MEDIEVAL LARPING with a LESBIAN. men hit on me in BARS inducing a ROMCOM FLUSTER in me. I tell my brother about my GAY THING. I have a WAR BUDDY who was fine to associate with when we were in battle but I now must CUT TIES WITH to keep up socially acceptable appearances. I am going to turn down a WOMAN who wants to have SEX WITH ME when she is MADE IN A LAB to be my LOVE INTEREST. I regularly HALLUCINATE visions of my DEAD LOVER. For the first time in my life I am going to tell someone who is NOT RELATED TO ME that I LOVE THEM and it will be my LOVER who is NO LONGER DEAD

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i cant look at "y/n" and place my own name into it. thats a name on its own. y/n is a character to me

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i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

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Will: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Hannibal: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Will:

Will: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Will would kill dog owners who use retractable leashes and then keep the dog.

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hannibal really said “you’re so cute I could just eat you up 😊” and then grabbed the cranial saw

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jensen ackles’ father told him it’s gay to drink from a straw and misha collins’ wife told him it’s not gay to have a little gay sex and well now we’re all in a situation.

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How could we not see this:

It’s Gays on Benches

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As suggested by

@deliciousdietdrpepper

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In NBC Hannibal S1E1 "Apéritif" Will tells Hannibal "I don't find you that interesting" and Hannibal tells him "You will." This is a reference to the fact that Will's name is indeed Will

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will is literally so pathetic is season 3b. he literally shows up at the crime scene, does a vague half arsed effort to figure something out then slicks back his hair and primes his murder curl and goes "i need hannibal" like the absolute lovesick idiot that he is

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still can’t believe nbc hannibal genuinely ended with will and hannibal dramatically falling off a cliff and then 100% eloping and running away together, never to be seen again and giving into the darkness of their passion or whatever the hell like. what kind of gothic fairytale is this. what kind of shakespearen tragedy. where did the crime procedural show go. this escalated so quickly, how did we get here. what—

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Hannibal + text posts 🦕

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I dont watch hannibal but they were right to make hugh dancy all sweaty and twitchy and dishevelled. every other movie he's been in has tried too hard to make him neat and pretty but he's meant to be unshaven and covered in blood and baring his teeth and shivering etc. that's when he's at his prettiest <3

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Will Graham 🤝 Eddie Brock

Hannibal Lecter 🤝 Venom

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harsh but fair

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the hannibal showrunner posting a recent selfie of hugh dancy and mads mikkelsen hanging out meanwhile jared and jensen are publically breaking up on twitter I can feel this website about to burn down