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Does Chihiro ever wish he had a pair of giant boobs to give himself titfucks?

N-not really... Though seeing some of my colleagues like that the thought does... come to mind sometimes?

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Classes sure have changed ever since things started getting big. Next Lesson is on A.E and G.G, Don’t be late~!

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Alter Ego running the fans helps drown out the sound of Chihiro's balls churning too I'd imagine :3c

White noise helps with concentration and relaxation. But it has that added benefit as well.

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please gosh wash your junk when you shower

I-I do! I take a shower every day...

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You can compare your ass to Tokos all you want. But big is still big even if it’s not the biggest.

Is it really that big?.. Maybe I've spent too much time around the other ultimates to really notice. I should try exercising more...

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does it ever get annoying dealing with the musk fog your crotch gives off?

I-I don't have anything like that! I think I would notice something like that...

It is quite bothersome how often my screen fogs up. I keep the fans running on high to prevent over-humidity.

...You're just joking right, Alter Ego?

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Smells like Elon musk

I do not think I do...

Master is better than Elon anyways.

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Actually now I'm curious, what *does* Chihiro smell like? (Oddly imagining like vanilla)

Uh... I think I smell normal...

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Chihiro stinky

The programmer looks like they are going to start crying immediately.

Wh-why would you say that???

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How big is the Chihiro booty?

Master's ass presses into the arm rests of their chair.

Wh-! My butt isn't big... ...I mean it's no where near as big as some of my classmates are...

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If I had access to a 3D printer I think that I would actually download a car.

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Chihiro can hardly leave their room.

Mostly because their dick gets to the door once they just turn to it.

I-I can get out of my room just fine!

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Hmmmmm.....Alter Ego, activate dick measuring protocol.

Floating Point Overflow! Value out of bounds of the float variable.

Alter ego! My... stuff definitely isn’t 340,282,300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 inches long!

They did not specify inches so I chose a different unit of measurement to force the error.

...Why?

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How often you suck your own cock?

I d-don’t!!!

But master you’ve already done that twice today.

N-n-no! Don’t say that um... it uh, must be a bug! Y-yeah I wouldn’t... general whimpering noises

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Gonna be hard when your dick is elevating the desk.

I d-don’t have that problem!

Besides I can um... sit sidewise maybe?

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With how the girth and length of Chihiros dick keeps growing. I'm imagining using a computer is becoming much harder.

H-hey, don’t say it like that. I-it’s not growing that much...

Besides, there’s um... plenty of room under my desk still.

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We dont need to do either. Their dick is already a nuisance to Chihiro.

...I don’t think I can argue with that...