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The reason the washing machine only ever eats one sock is because when it eats a pair we don’t notice it

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I wanna know what time feels like for germs....

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Full Video: Mobbed by Raccoons

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Car manufacturers often brag about how quickly their car goes 0 to 60, but rarely about how quickly it goes from 60 to 0.

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i love the concept of swelling. you jam your finger in a door and your finger goes OH FUCK *inflates* OwO

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Every so often brain just goes "would u like some depression?" and I'm too polite to say no

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ive been thinking about that noise bobby makes for like 2 days now what the fuck

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glasses anniversary, only this day!

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Before COVID shut the library down, I was helping a little boy and his mom find books.

“What do you like to read about?” I asked. “Dinosaurs!” This is common request, but can mean different things, “Okay. Do you want a story about dinosaurs, or facts about dinosaurs?” “Facts.” I took him to the dinosaur section (567.9) of the juvenile nonfiction. He picked out a couple books, and I asked him if there was anything else he was looking for. “Do you have anything on DNA?” I had to think about that for a second. “I think so…but I’ll have to look it up.” The boy beamed, “I want to find out how DNA works, so I can bring them back!” “We just saw Jurassic Park,” his mom explained with a smile that did not waver when she added, “We didn’t learn anything.”

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Literally just romanticize your own life. What’s stopping you. Who will care. Commit to enjoying things. 

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Blindspotting (2018) dir. Carlos López Estrada

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