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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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Came in to work today and one of the foremen greeted me with 'theres our celebrity!' Which is how I found out that everyone saw the news interview I did at our local pride.

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people talk about the weirdness of seeing school friends get married and have kids but its even crazier when its online friends. like bro i've seen your carrd kin list. we went to homestuck together. brothers in chronically online arms. what do you MEAN youre pregnant.

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there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

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While I’m talking about Heather’s have JD

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God I wish I didn’t have a job

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This is the handwash station.

Your hands are now clean of any reblog bait you didn't engage with, any compulsions you didn't obey, or any other intrusive thoughts or mental spiraling.

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Kills you with the Mr beast gun. To the left you’ll See the gubble.

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Did y’all know queue limit is 1000? They don’t let you put more in than that. Wild

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tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page

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off to my job as a speech therapist hope i don’t get musically tortured by two tap dancing homosexuals

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Excuse me, the what??

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Hope you miss me

Wish you'd kiss me

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can we have tv dramas set in college please. fucking nothing happens in hs man. now im in college and my friend got chased by feral hogs a week ago in the woods and its like the 5th craziest thing to happen this week