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Ninerose crumbs (I am OC-ifying them lowkey)

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He was a fag she was a hag can I make it anymore obvious

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i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

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Kabru dungeon meshi was in my dream and he was making out with my old roommate and I took a pic of smth with them making out in the bg and sent it to my sister with the caption “ignore [roommate name] kissing a dude here”

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RTD literally killing doctor who is so funny to me like RIP in piss Christopher eccleston was always right about you

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very normal non sexual hobby

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I'm gonna make evil things happen in your dreams tonight so look forward to that

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hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

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the reason Phineas and Ferb is one of my favorite shows of all time is because adult jokes in other family shows are usually about sex. in Phineas and Ferb they are referencing classic literature and bureaucracy.

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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My perfect son

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C.F.A. Voysey, Dulek carpet, ca. 1920. Hand-knotted wool.

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two steps forward, two steps back

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cutely emits a single ping

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go on more walks. walk for no reason. walk to solve a problem. walk to blow off steam. walk to get outside. walk to listen, read, and learn. walk to escape distractions. walk to improve your health. walk to think. a simple walking habit can change absolutely everything.