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CLOWN FACT FRIDAY! I'll try to be more consistent this time...

Pantomime clowns include harlequins, mimes, and pierrots!

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Future help

Hello, I'm taking this time to make a premature announcement, I will hopefully have enough things figured out and squared away that I will be looking to bring some help in. "For what?', you may wonder, I will hopefully be able to explain when I know for sure things are going in the right direction! Anybody who wants to help with a big project that's ALL about clowns, clown breeds, clown husbandry,

KEEP THOSE PEEPERS PEELED!! :oD

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To whomever may feel curious or concerned;

I've decided while running on no sleep that with the birth of this blog I may as well explain the reasoning of its existence. Simply put, I'm looking to collect all forms of Clown information, from clown care to clown controversy. But all this information will have purpose, I assure you. Beyond compiling all the information available about the Clown Husbandry scene/industry just for the hell of it, I have plans. Big plans.

As for the formatting and presentation of this blog, I am hoping to improve it over time, Tumblr was never much my go to for social media, unfortunately. I will by trying my hardest to make it look better over time, and will also hopefully get around to making matching social media pages on other platforms/sites.

That aside, again, I've got plans, I've got a project that I'm very excited to attempt putting together. if anyone has any cool information they think would be a great addition to the collection of Clown Husbandry information that I will be resharing here, feel free to dm me about it! The more information the merrier!

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Hello Janort do you have a wiki or something for types of clowns like fools tea cup rodeo etc?

Hello epicsadman, unfortunately most wikis on clown husbandry are rather unhelpful, it’s difficult to find information on exotic pets like that, but I can guide you to some tumblr posts from sources I trust! (Sorry in advance if it looks bad!!! I am an idiot using mobile so I’m trying my best!)

Brief guide to clown breeds:

Info on teacups and cross breeds:

Guides to care:

I’ve tried to include only true information, feel free to correct me if anything’s wrong. I assume you’ve already browsed the clown husbandry wiki, which has little info on the breeds you mentioned, but just incase, here it is:

Hope this helps!

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”oh ho ho I’m getting a Teacup clown because I’m not gonna blow a bunch of money on a stupid clown tent this one can just squat in my pantry!” Shut the fuck up.

Don’t get a clown if you can’t afford to care for them, I genuinely cannot stand people like this. Teacup clowns do require less space than regular run of the mill Party’s but that doesn’t mean you don’t need to care for them. Do your research, you irresponsible dumbass

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Fun fact for y'all- did you know that in the wild, the ancient ancestors of our modern Clowns were migratory? The original concept of a travelling circus was a very early attempt to exercise (or more correctly, manage) this strong instinct in their clown troupes.

But i've seen some handlers wonder about this before. Most wild clown species that are particularly social or form troupes will find a territory to settle in, perform their courtship rites, and generally stay in that range until they whelp their clownlings in the spring.

As autumn approaches, you may find your clown doesn't quite have the same need for extensive zoomies and may grow a little more docile and affectionate with you and any other clowns in your troupe. Naturally they still need plenty of exercise- its no excuse for slacking on walkies and acrobatics!- and of course any unusual lethargy and lack of interest in things is always worth a trip to the vet's. But try not to panic too much if your troupe are less sprightly in the run up to the equinox.

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psst I made a ttrpg about clown husbandry. it's free. go play it.

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Public service announcement!

If you see a service/emotional support clown in public, DO NOT INTERACT!! I’m tired of hearing story after story from my friends about how someone was distracting their service clown. If they have a vest on they’re working, end of story! Don’t try to get them to honk, show you a magic trick, and especially don’t try to feed them. Just pretend like they’re not there. Thank you