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destined to love one person

destined for it to be my ex

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worst things about being a disney cast member

trying to act happy when ur sad (going to work the day i got dumped was hell)

STROLLERS UGH

getting screamed at for trying to keep people safe

strollers

influencers who live stream and film u without asking

strollers

almost passing out at work because i forgot to drink water in the summer

fricken strollers

dance moms and cheer moms

strollers

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I can’t be happy so I will just be horribly awkward and unnerving instead

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Do giraffes know that they have the longest necks in the world or do they just walk around wondering why everyone is so short?

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Romanticizing the nostalgia of my youth (thinking about Minecraft)

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Oh wait-

Maybe in another universe I am the annoying kind of bad luck that follows you around and makes everything insanely inconvenient

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Maybe in another universe I am the annoying kind of bad luck that follows you around and makes everything insanely inconvenient

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Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches make no sense to me, and no I will not be elaborating

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It would be nice to be an excavator because I too would like to eat rocks professionally

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Victim of little treat culture, I now cannot get out of bed to face the horrors without my $6 coffee, but the horrors are the job that funds my little treats, the cycle never ends

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“What are your thoughts?”

None, I’m rotating a rotisserie chicken around in my head to stop the voices, please leave me alone

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Ppl rly underestimate me I feel like, I could just start eating legos, what then????

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And someday maybe when we both fall in love and marry other people, I will find some kind of forgiveness for you

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People going through breakups this year are gonna have a really embarrassing Spotify wrapped

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Cause I’ve got a blank space baby…

And I’m not writing any names. No thank you.

Please stay very far away from me

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Get in looser we’re going to the farmers market