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yay I overstated my personality so it could fit the bill kinda

Extrovert Mbti Bingo *not mine

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also, in MTG you get to express yourself in your playstyle, like I’m an Izzet guy and thus I play cards like a mad scientist like “oh shit that wasn’t supposed to do that but hey it worked” and it makes me really happy

Raising the Bar, One Player at a Time

Remember. If you’re a jerk, people won’t want to play against you. And if you have nobody to play against, Magic isn’t very fun. True, it’ll probably never get to the point where everyone knows your MTGO name, your LGS, etc, but why let it even start down that road at all?

You might not be able to please everyone, but you don’t (typically) need to be a jerk to anyone. Magic is a community. Don’t make your part of it toxic.

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it’s called my every weekend

ever gone out at night w a bunch of sx dom 7/fixers

it’s called the night you die

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i hear treating her to a chinese food buffet helps

yo so what’s the best way to get a girl off? my lady friend is real shy and doesn’t feel comfortable talking about what she likes or dislikes, tips?? advice??

Nice bait, anon.

You’re on the internet. Use google.

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current mood

wanting to go drinking with Ke$ha and Tom Waits

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i hate that it’s “entitlement” when you think you deserve more than you have

i mean we all deserve more than we have

we all deserve to be the best and not have to work all the time so a degenerate elite can just fuck around

breaking news im not complete piece of shit

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Giving money away

Hey everyone, I’m giving a thousand away again, I’ll pick a random reblog, i really don’t want this money, it doesn’t make me happy and I’m hoping it’ll make someone else happy

Share the love and I’ll share my money

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guys it has cannons listed as an instrument in the sheet music

LITTERALLY ANY CHARACTER IN THE SHOW WOULD LOVE THIS

“This party is terrible,” I say. “They haven’t even played Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture.” 

Everyone agrees. We leave. The host cries.

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i thought the guys on the right were her idiot sons

Brooke ain’t wrong.

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Is that what you mean by goblincore ?

CROWCORE

similar to goblincore but more goth

shiny stuff, wearing black, birds

vulture culture (crow culture???) if youre into that kind of thing, if not thats chill

stealing ur friends food (not mandatory but encouraged)

you could steal food from people who are not your friends but do so at your own risk

you must be

an absolute bastard

smart but also a dumbass (true dumbasses also welcome)

vengeful as hell

you obviously gotta like crows to be crowcore like how are you even goth if you dont like those funky little birds

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i don’t know, is Agon fundamentally individualistic ?

btw, you should read Huizinga’s Homo Ludens if you haven’t, because I think you’d like it, it’s about competing

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have you never fucking seen Evangelion

Now You Know (Source)

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fun fact : I can accurately use a dowsing rod and I give kind of terrifyingly accurate Tarot readings

AND YET I’M A MAN OF SCIENCE

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is that Degas ?

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i’m very partial to bowie knives, but these are probably second best

Italian (or Italian style) switchblades, aka stiletto knives

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A stalk of bloodhunters ?

A Blitz of Artificers

A Horde of Barbarians

An Ostentation of Bards

A Blessing of Clerics

A Flitter of Druids

A Scuffle of Fighters

A Measure of Monks

A Shock of Mystics

A Parade of Paladins

A Range of Rangers

A Murder of Rogues

A Flight of Sorcerers

An Omen of Warlocks

A Womble of Wizards