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I am germlin

Excellent!

In that case, your complimentary jar of dirt and several snails will be arriving to your location in 3-5 business days. Do not ask how we know your location. The crows told us.

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I will no longer be calling it drinking water. I am instead moisturizing my insides.

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I am going on a perilous journey (a bus ride) to a faraway magical land (the next town over) to complete a daring quest (book shopping)

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when a swan hisses at someone it’s “protecting its young” but when i do it it’s “weird” and “i should seek psychiatric help”

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I am also goblin

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You can pick up your complimentary interesting rocks to your left and to your right there will be a talk on moth conservation. We hope your enjoy your new subscription to GoblinTM

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You know full well if you saw him you'd say

Pspspspspspsos

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The rain has finally arrived.

This means

Worms

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Everyone in 2020 “I’m leaving little coins and honey in my garden for the faeries 🧚🏻‍♀️💐 🧚🏿‍♂️🥺✨”

The Faeries in question:

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The flowers are reaching out in warning.

Danger of death

Keep off

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Wolves don't care about ruining their hair! Hope this helps!

That would be very difficult for the wolves if they did but luckily, they do not have the human struggles of crying because their curls fell out. I envy that every day

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Goodness what a lovely view :)

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Pov you're a bug

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Imagine running across this with your girlfriend in beautiful dresses and having a cute little picnic with juice and strawberries and a soft picnic blanket and getting each other flowers and-

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something about nature brings out an incredibly dark and violent urge in me

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I visited an old Tudor shop called the Mary Rose a few weeks ago and I was absolutely amazed by both the beauty of the sunken ship itself and the incredible story of the search to find it hundreds of years later.

I mean look at the damn thing!

Nearly forgot to take photos though because in all this historic glory, I saw this:

And laughed my ass off

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Oh to be a mysterious young woman who appears from the mud, curses some politicians, and yells out humanity’s sins never to be seen again afterwards,

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Some cute little features I came across on a walk :)