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Tumblr once again coming up with a feature I’m not gonna- hey whats going on back there

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You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."

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Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997

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Logan normally: 

Logan *sees crofters*:

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okay another silly kid/teen sasi post before i go to work sighhhh. i know just teen virgil was bitchy

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i watched the hear me out cake video and here are my main takeaways

roman is gay

patton is ace

logan is a lesbian

this is officially canon now and i won't take criticisms

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I love when Patton gets political because at first it doesn’t make much sense for his character but once you factor in the fact that morality plays a big role in politics it makes so much sense and becomes so funny

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Logan's hear me out cake picks are fucking top gold yes blue flames are insanely sexy you are incredibly correct

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Sanders Sides Quirk AU because I live for crossovers

Patton: Moral Chains

Patton’s quirk, Moral Chains, is an emitter type quirk that relies on the guilt of whoever he is up against. If that person has done things that are inherently morally wrong, then Patton can use his quirk on them. He can summon chains that can be used offensively and defensively. The more bad things that the person has done the harder Patton’s chains with hit and the longer Patton can keep them summoned and be effective! (So basically, his quirk works best on top tier villains who have killed a bunch of people.)

Roman: Dashing Smile

An emitter type quirk! Roman’s quirk allows him to, upon activating his quirk, simply smile at someone while looking at them and instantly they will be lulled into a subdued state and their quirk is 50% less effective! It’s akin to mind control quirks except they can still control themselves but they will be more likely to stop attacking. The longer they look at his charming smile, the more subdued they will become. (Example: a villain is trying to destroy a city and, with the help of some hero gear, Roman can get close enough to smile at them and the amount of destruction their causing based of their quirk drops by half!)

Virgil: Neurosis

Emitter type quirk! Virgil can summon his quirk and with a single touch to someone, stun them into an anxiety-induced state. With a light touch it will summon a general feeling of unease and it can slow the villain down, making them think about what they’re doing and double check things. However, something like a hug could send the villain into a spiraling panic attack, effectively stopping their quirk. However, this is weak against emotion based quirks as it could make them more volatile.

Logan: Chemical Compound

Logan’s quirk allows him to mix and match elements in the periodic table and have them come out of his skin. However, in order to do this, he needs to know the exact chemical structure of what he makes (similar to Momo if you’ve watched MHA lol, she’s like him but toned down to just chemicals). He can make just oxygen or types of acids though it comes directly from his skin and thus can be hard to control at times.

Remus: Spoken Intrusion

Remus’ quirk allows him to, upon activating his quirk, say a singular statement that will become immediately true. This quirk cannot effect others though, only himself. They also have to be simple sentences; an independent clause. No ifs, ands, or buts—literally. (Example: Remus says ‘I have octopus arms!’ And his arms turn into tentacles. However, if he said “I have a rat tail and I have two fish hooks for ears!’ He couldn’t do that as it is a compound sentence.)

Janus: Doorways

Janus’ quirk allows him to create a doorway or path to anywhere he wants in the world. He wants to go to Hawaii? He uses his quirk to make a doorway and he steps through. He can also have multiple doors open at once and anyone can use them which makes for very good pranks.

Thomas: Sanders Sides!

Summoning different versions of himself to help him with moral dilemmas. No one else can see them but him.

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I made so much this time HAHAH alr here we go

more here !!

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Logan sanders partaking in a hear me out cake was not on my 2025 bingo card

(also the maths multiplied to 41.989968 if you were curious)

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Every time Logan and Virgil get into an argument Virgil is like "oh no more puzzles for you mister >:(" and Logan is immediately like "WAIT NO I'M SORRY PLEASE-"

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Saw someone reblog a post of mine saying "his real name is Robert??" and thought "yeah everyone knows that" and then remembering I run a blog specifically dedicated to obscure Toby Fox knowledge

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say something funny

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Squidward is an aristocratic gay black man who vogues old way because he’s cultured, Spongebob is a twink from the Dominican Republic, Patrick is an anglo saxon bear who doesn’t wash after the gym

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Me @ writers: you just make that shit up from your brain???