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you’re forgetting the best one

“The Many Faces of Sherlock Holmes”

Alan Napier // Alan Wheatley // Alexander Armstrong // Algimantas Masiulis // Alwin Neuss // Anthony Higgins // Arthur Wonter // Barrie Ingham // Basil Rathbone

Ben Syder // Benedict Cumberbatch // Benjamin Lawlor // Brent Spiner // Carleton Hobbs // Carlyle Blackwell // Cedric Hardwicke // Charlton Heston // Christopher Lee

Christopher Plummer // Clive Brook // Clive Merrison // David Mitchell // Douglas Wilmet // Edward Woodward // Ellie Norwood // Frank Langella // Fritz Weaver

Geoffrey Whitehead // George C. Scott // Guy Henry // Hans Albers // Hugo Fink // Ian McKellen // Ian Richardson // Igor Petrenko // James D'Arcy

Jason Gray-Stanford // Jeremy Brett // Joaquim de Almeida // John Barrymore // John Cleese // John Gielgud // John Longden // John Neville // John Wood

Jonathan Pryce // Jonny Lee Miller // Julien Masdoua // Karoly Baumann // Keith Baxter // Keith Michell // Koichi Yamadera // Larry Hagman // Leonard Nimoy

Louis Oliver Moffat // Mack Sennett // Matt Frewer // Michael Caine // Michael Pennington // Nicholas Briggs // Nicholas Rowe // Nicol Williamson // Nis Bank-Mikkelsen

Patrick Macnee // Paul Singleton // Paxton Whitehead // Peter Cook // Peter Cushing // Peter O'Toole // Raymond Massey // Reginald Owen // Richard Roxburgh

Robert Downey Jr // Robert Rendel // Robert Stephens // Robert Webb // Roger Llewellyn // Roger Moore // Ron Moody // Ronald Howard // Ross Bagdasarian Jr

Roy Hudd // Rupert Everett // Simon Michael Morgan // Stewart Granger // Time Winters // Tod Slaughter // Tom Baker // Vasily Livanov // William Gillette

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in massachusetts theres a dunkin every ten feet. no joke we saw a dunkin when we were driving, we look across the street and theres another

just so you dont have to make any pesky left turns

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for anyone named sam :) 6/19/15

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ALSO NEIL PATRICK HARRIS WAS APPARENTLY THERE TONIGHT LIKE WHAAAAT 

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TODAY WAS AMAZING 6/19/15 

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mickey milkovich successfully evaded arrest by screaming about gay sex on the hood of a police cruiser ur fav could never

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Start spreading the news…the ‘Get Lost Get Found’ tour could be coming to New York. All you have to do is favorite and reblog to vote now! One note = one vote!

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Take the title of the last song you heard and add "in my ass"

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So Tumblr won the Tab for a Cause competition against Reddit, and now we get to choose a charity to give $1000 to!

So, of course, I’m nominating Random Acts!

If you want to vote to give it to Random Acts, all you have to do is like/reblog this post. The post that gets the most notes before next Friday (June 5th) picks the charity!

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uhhh... long island!!!

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

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in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour

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I GOT A 2200 ON MY SAT WHAT THE FUCK I’M DYING RN

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also don’t randomly stop on the sidewalk to take a picture follow the flow of traffic please

oh my god okay @all tourists coming to new york for the first time:

street hot dogs should be one dollar, maybe a dollar fifty. anything more than that and theyre swindling you. walk another block and get urself a decently priced hot dog

you dont have to yell “TAXI” when ur tryin to hail a cab, we all know u want a cab, thats why ur sticking ur arm up like a square

seriously. walk faster and in a tighter clump. people have things to do and the sidewalk is not yours to command

thats all please come visit nyc but do it smartly

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Well… they say it right when they are ripping the place to shreds. When they flood the house. That like… destruction is a form of creation. So the fact that they burn the money is… ironic. They just want to see what happens when they tear the world apart.                                                       They want to change things.

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You done did it Dingers!!  

Whether driven by your love of the arts or your unholy desire to see Matt Cohen in his birthday suit, you pulled it off.  You got us to 200K!   And for that we salute you…with nudity.*

*SPOILER ALERT: Trust us, no one loves full frontal more than we do.  However, our legal department came down on us like a bag of hammers.  So out of respect for our younger viewers, we’ve taken precautions to make sure Matt’s “happy parts” are PG-13.

Without further ado…. Matt Cohen’s 200K Naked Run.