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Gale is husbandcoded. Think about it.

You have the rest of the companions who are hot and you can see yourself fucking and having intense relationships with; and then theres Gale who is the guy you sit down at dinner with to talk about how the tax returns this year werent as high as expected, or how you need to buy more fabric softener.

Like you cant imagine going grocery shopping with Astarion. But with Gale? Its like he belongs in the cereal aisle choosing the most organic brand of breakfast oatmeal.

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Made a sequel to one of my most popular posts

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Imagine all of those "Van Helsings" in later materials if they had been book accurate. They'd be like, "I am genetically inclined to a particular set of skills. You see, my ancestor was Abraham Van Helsing. Allow me to demonstrate: [infodumps on some random object in the room for fourty-three minutes using no less than five incomprehensible similes]."

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Sound on if you guys wanna know what a little King Vulture sounds like 👀

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this took me an hour (well spent)

original post by @metallicat5678

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I'm so sorry, random FedEx employee

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shocked bystander at sydney, australia’s annual mardis gras pride parade (1994)

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in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

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This is the closest to a comic-accurate Gomez I've ever seen in a live action adaptation, too.

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obsessed with this image

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