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For those curious:

Our lowest 3 smash are

2.4 for the Elon Musk poll

2.7 for the charles III

4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres

Our highest 3 smash are

95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll

93 for the Appalachian Moutains

92 for the type 30 rotary phone

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vulture fancam yaaay:3

you can also find it on my tiktok here if you want!

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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

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You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

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getting a note on a super old post

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my children of the night¹…. what sweet music² they make ¹cicadas ²eeeeeeeeeeeee

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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

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Centaur Watching Fish by Arnold Böcklin (1878).

I love love love Böcklin’s mythical pieces, they have this sense of realism, and often even sensitivity.

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there's a game which automatically conscripts you into play when you create a tumblr account, and its scoring rubric looks like this

and if too many of the things you want to have sex with are in the pink zone of this triangle you score low.

you have probably seen this game played without realizing it. whenever somebody says "hear me out" they are looking to score more points.

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this painting came to me in a dream