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I mean she was telling us the entire time

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Remember P.E.N.I.S.!

Please

Enjoy

Nothing

In

Silence

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I live kinda close to a creepy town in Colorado. Unfortunately this creepy ass town is the one we have to travel to for shopping.

Anyway today I had to stop at the dollar general to get baby formula and right when I walked in I got the vibes. The creepy ass vibes. Mostly because there was a half naked lady hopped up on meth vigorously scratching her nose in the toothpaste section.

Anyway, I saw her and thought “I gotta gtfo of here” so I grabbed the first formula I saw and ran to the check out aisle only to find half naked meth-head lady already trying to checkout. The clerk told her the price, and waited for THREE MINUTES for her to pay a total of $3:10. Half naked meth-head finally paid and left the store. Whew. Glad that’s over.

NOT.

After I paid for the formula I walked out side and heard a shaky and very methy voice say, “excuse me…” I turned around and WHADDAYA FUCKIN KNOW IT WAS HALF NAKED METH-HEAD LADY so I sprinted to my car, threw my formula and son in the car and sped the FUCK out of there. My son was sitting on top of two cans of formula y’all lmao.

Looked behind me and half naked meth-head lady was chasing me.