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We all love it when cats do this. What a classic. You can tell the cat is in no danger because its not to scared.

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i miss tumblr i wish it was still around. but it’s not

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As a child I fully believed with no provocation or evidence that there were at list eight other S-Clubs and none of them had broken out in the same way.

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my favorite line in dracula flow is when he says "i have seen the magna carta" bc i too have seen the magna carta

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This is why you can get second hand white goods for under £50 on Gumtree but not for free on Freegle. The price isn't to make the seller money, it's to commit you to actually turning up and taking the 80kg washing machine out of their house. If they could put that commitment in your brain for free they would.

sometimes you get burned on ebay, and sometimes you spend 38 dollars to buy 5 rolls of b-tier film only for the seller to mess up and send you 4 rolls plus 1 SSS-tier that usually goes for $50 a roll and the sellers says you can keep it because they don't know much about film

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These are the same image to me.

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Ultimately the reason why it makes me roll my eyes every time there's a post that makes fun of the way americans don't know shit about the world and someone adds a response about how it's not niceys to make fun of people for not knowing things and everyone has blindspots and you weren't born knowing everything and blah blah blah today's lucky 10.000 UwwwwwU etc. is because, ultimately, I don't think what's wrong with the average online american is that they're ignorant, ignorant people are everywhere, and everyone is ignorant about a lot of things.

What's wrong with the average american is not that they're ignorant, it's that every time they have to confront the things they're ignorant about they immediately construct a narrative where their ignorance is the product of some uniquely and exclusively american disadvantage that they, and apparently no one else in the world, have to deal with ("our educative system doesn't teach us anything about the world, you don't understand how bad it is", "we're bombarded with propaganda since birth", "we're subjected to a culture that punishes curiosity i stead of rewarding it", "we're so overworked and underpaid, you think we have the energy to try to learn anything in our spare time?", or my favorite I saw a couple months ago "well you might not know this but for the average american traveling abroad is not really accessible so it's not like we can visit other countries to learn about their culture" as if the average person outside the is constantly taking international vacations or something) when, in reality, their ignorance is a product of immense cultural privilege, a product of the fact that they even have the ability to go through their entire life without needing to learn shit about anywhere else in the world, which is something that no one else in the world has (well people from other first world countries kinda have it too but not to the degree as americans because in terms of cultural hegemony the U.S. is the first world's first world)

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SGKSGKSGK MA’AM

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i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

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Yeah I'm into phrenology but I don't like, really believe in it. it's just for fun. could you tell me the dimensions of your brow? oh that makes so much sense you can be really aggressive haha. wow your nostrils are really wide too are you capable of empathy? Idk I just don't want to date anyone with your head shape it gives me the ick