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Coolio

{Sent from Telegraph}

I got a fancy watch yo

{sent from Pokétch watch}

[clvr-the-insect-enthusiast]

Oh, you understand Pokémon? That's so cool!

Also, I'm pretty sure most of my Pokémon would just be under the ownership of a different trainer, especially the ones hatched from eggs.

Le gasp A frllow moss hair!

What's your name?

@clvr-the-insect-enthusiast

I'm N. I'm... Not a trainer. But I do want to know why Trainers do what they do. It's nice to meet you. What pokemon do you have? Can you let me hear them?

[clvr-the-insect-enthusiast]

N... I think I've heard about you on the news once. But that doesn't matter right now. Wait a second lemme record a quick video of the army.

I wonder how quick the video is actually gonna be, given the ridiculouzzz amount of Pokémon you've caught and befriend in the lazzzt three monthzz...

[There's a video attached! Watch it?]

[A recording of some of Clover's Pokémon sitting in her living room. More notably, Vi the Vespiquen and Jaune the Leavanny trying their best to protect a Shelmet egg, the latter smiling and waving to the camera. On the background, there's a large tank labeled "Nicodemus" housing a Magikarp.]

C: "I haven't seen Jaune this excited about something since the prom... Though that wasn't too long ago, in all honesty. Also, Nick's been opening up to the rest of the party, especially our Araquanid. Isn't that right, buddy?"

[The Pokémon responds with a simple "Karp" before going back to doing nothing.]

C: "Oh, looks like someone wants to appear on camera as well!"

[The camera turns to the floor, where a Swirlix and an Eevee stand side by side]

C: "Meet Waluigi and Chompy! You know... Sometimes I wonder if Chompy hanging around the team's Fairy Types more often is somehow related to her wanting to evolve into Sylveon."

[The Eevee shakes her head and barks]

C: "Oh, if only I could understand what you say..."

[The recording ends here]

Le gasp A frllow moss hair!

What's your name?

@clvr-the-insect-enthusiast

I'm N. I'm... Not a trainer. But I do want to know why Trainers do what they do. It's nice to meet you. What pokemon do you have? Can you let me hear them?

[clvr-the-insect-enthusiast]

I wanna start new projectsssss

But I gotta finish publishing the Pokedex translations...

But I also wanna go out on adventures, and I haven't battled anyone in soooooo damn long it physically hurts

[clvr-the-insect-enthusiast]

All risks I'm willing to take, thanks for the info!

Hey fellas, especially anyone qualified to talk about wormholes/ultra space, I need help

What are the chances that using Dialga and Palkia to time travel/hop between dimensions somehow fucks up my/other timelines?

[clvr-the-insect-enthusiast]

//reblog if you potentially want random foxes to be in your askbox!

[clvr-the-insect-enthusiast]

OKAY so from the matches I've watched, I clearly remember Mr. Bugman having a Leavanny and a Crustle, correct me if I'm wrong. Since this is your third badge, he might replace Crustle with a Dwebble which makes things slightly easier since they're not as difficult to topple over.

Dwebble is all about attacking from below. Use moves that target the ground or the legs of the target, so they actually hit the Pokemon instead of the carapace. Bonus points if you can somehow knock the guy over, which temporarily decommissions it until it flips over to the correct position again.

As for Leavanny, you need to do the complete opposite. Target the protection first, its leaf cloak is highly flammable and will turn to ashes if it gets within an arm's length of a little ember. This should expose Leavanny's weak spots (pretty much its whole body) and make it easier to strike a critical hit.

If there's any other mons that are being a problem for your team, feel free to contact. I have way too much free time in my hands and way too many bug facts that need to be shared with the world.

Heya! If you need any help training for Burgh's Gym, I can give you some tips as to what each of his bugs' weak spots are.

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OH please! :D

[clvr-the-insect-enthusiast]

Send “What happened!?” for your muse to see mine injured.

alternatively send “Its nothing.” for the reverse. 

[clvr-the-insect-enthusiast]

4. Say "You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?" at Kofu's restaurant and have him show you his Clawitzer frying some rice in the kitchen

things to do in paldea

fall in the hole and probably die

[clvr-the-insect-enthusiast]

Clover's Pokédex: #139: Spiritomb

By Clover of the Survey Corps

Here's the link to the master post!

Category: The Forbidden Pokémon Average Height/Weight (Keystone): 50cm, 108kg Average Height/Weight (Main Body): The main disc-like body has a diameter of around one (1) meter, and is completely weightless. Conservation Status: Spiritomb is a difficult Pokémon to classify, as it's supposed to be a completely artificial species, though a handful of Spiritomb have spontaneously formed occasionally. Regardless, it's not an uncommon sight near graveyards and places with high paranormal activity. Type: Ghost/Dark Evolution: Spiritomb cannot evolve, and is not known to evolve from another species.

Spiritomb are formed by sealing a hundred and eight spirits inside a keystone. Trying to seal them fully is futile, since the spirits always find a way to break out. The more powerful Spiritomb are the ones that have all spirits working like one singular entity, coordinating their newfound paranormal powers to lay wicked curses on anyone they deem an obstacle.

Spiritomb's keystone can be carved from any type of rock or metal, though it won't stop the 108 spirits from somehow dragging it around. Seriously, I've seen a Spiritomb spin around like an Arc damn helicopter to take flight and lift its keystone once.

[clvr-the-insect-enthusiast]

Introducing the Union Circle!

Ever wanted your character to visit another person's character, but they're in separate universes? This is for you!

Union Circle functions similarly to Pelipper Mail, Mystery Gift, and Magic Anons. It's a setting you can have on your blog to be enabled or disabled.

If enabled, people can send your character a "Union Request". If your character accepts the Union Request, then the character who sent the request will temporarily appear in your character's universe. More than two people can participate in a Union Circle, too!

It's important that all involved parties must agree to a Union Circle before it forms. If any party does not agree to the Union Request, the Union Circle will not occur.

Too much for you? There's also Union Rooms! These are a lot like Union Circles, but confined to a single room. People can enter these rooms to interact with characters from other universes! Once they leave the Union Room, though, they will return to their home universe.

Union Circle can be enabled or disabled at any time by the blogrunner.

If the existence of Union Circle might break your plots, don't worry, I have a solution!

Sometimes, Union Circle can't connect to certain universes. The in-universe reasoning can vary, from divine interference, to tumblr being weird and glitchy, to stress on the servers, and anything else you can think of! Think of this sorta like the "Divine Censorship" certain blogs employ to prevent characters from being spoiled on future events.

Please reblog this post if you're interested in using Union Circle on your blog(s), or just want to let more people know about it! Only if you want, though!

If you have any questions, feel free to ask me!

That's all I can think of! I hope you all have fun with Union Circle!

[clvr-the-insect-enthusiast]

//not the sexual one pls

Memory Meme

Past experiences help shape who we are currently, how we see the world. Send in a symbol and I’ll write a drabble of one of my muse’s memories. 

–

❥ - a childhood memory

♣ - a fading memory

✂ - a vivid memory

✖ - a repressed memory

✈ - an eye-opening memory

✤ - a memory that involves romance/love

☤ - a memory of death/loss

✍ - a memory of their mother

☽ - a memory of their father

♘ - a memory of their sibling(s)

✌ - a memory of a relative

↕ - a memory that may or may not have happened

♚ - a memory of something paranormal

✓ - a sexual memory

♬ - a friend/best friend memory

[clvr-the-insect-enthusiast]

Burnt Caramel Vulpix Sundae: What's your favorite regional variant Pokemon? Is there a Pokemon that you like the 'regular' form of over it's regional variant?

Playful Pancham Fried Rice: What was your favorite game as a kid?

Hot Litwick Cocoa: What's the spookiest ghost story you can think of?

Chikorita Bruschetta: Tell us about a legend/myth from your home region!

-@davepetatrains

This one got a bit long, so I'm leaving the answers under the cut as to not flood your feed.

BURNT CARAMEL VULPIX SUNDAE:

I gotta say I grew really attached to Hisuian Decidueye after that little trip to Hisui. And for the second question, I'd say Galarian Meowth is much worse than the other forms. It's much more difficult to handle in any scenario.

PLAYFUL PANCHAM FRIED RICE:

I do remember loving to play this game as a kid with my friends. No idea what it's called in Galarian, but it's basically tag, but you're immune to being tagged as long as you have the high ground (you couldn't stay at any elevated position for longer than 5 seconds). It's a simple rule change that made the game way more fun in my opinion.

HOT LITWICK COCOA

I'm not good with spooky stories, unless retelling the plot of Luigi's Mansion counts.

CHIKORITA BRUSCHETTA

If we're going by my current home, I'd say my favorite story is that one about the Treasures of Ruin.

Basically, a King from the Paldean Dynasty brought back some treasure from a trip overseas, but turns out it was all cursed. The artifacts came to life and built themselves bodies out of the elements of their surroundings, then proceeded to destroy the kingdom and leave the castle in ruins. Someone managed to seal them, though. Too bad Ms. Raifort and I found one of the seals the other day and are now trying to unleash these guys back into the world to study them.

(OOC NOTE: Clover is meant to be originally from whatever the Pokémon equivalent to Brazil is, but since we don't have a canon name/any kind of lore yet I'll just refrain from mentioning her birthplace until we actually get a Brazil inspired region)

[clvr-the-insect-enthusiast]

I think you meant to say "WHY IS THE WORD HOUSE BLUE"

OKAY COOL. read house of leaves, butch. look into the house, butch. its soooo good i prommy. the house will live in your mind forever - 💾

WHY IS THE WORD HOUSE BLUE

[clvr-the-insect-enthusiast]

Hey fellas, especially anyone qualified to talk about wormholes/ultra space, I need help

What are the chances that using Dialga and Palkia to time travel/hop between dimensions somehow fucks up my/other timelines?

[clvr-the-insect-enthusiast]

café remix themed ask game just dropped baybee!!!!

DRINKS

Eevee Latte: How do you take your coffee?

Lilligant Floral Tea: What's your favorite type of berry?

Nutty Buneary Frappe: How long did it take you to befriend your first Pokemon?

Hot Litwick Cocoa: What's the spookiest ghost story you can think of?

Poppin' Pachirisu Float: How are your swimming skills?

Miltank Mix au Lait: Have you ever been to a farm? What's your favorite farm Pokemon?

Bouncy Brionne Soda: What do you like to do at the beach?

Teddiursa Iced Coffee: What's your favorite thing to do in the winter?

Roasted Furret Latte: What's your favorite thing to do in the summer?

ENTREES

Gratin a la Pumpkaboo: What's something that scares you?

Piquant Pikachu Curry: What's your favorite gigantamax Pokemon?

Glossifleur Combo Plate: Is there anybody in your life who you disliked at first, but are close with now?

Happy Snorlax Loco Moco: How much sleep do you get on average?

Torchic Rice over Omelet: What do you usually eat for breakfast?

Cheesy Whimsicott Meatloaf: How much have you changed over the past 10 years?

Playful Pancham Fried Rice: What was your favorite game as a kid?

SMALL PLATES

Dugtrio Sandwich Trio: If you had to give up all of your belongings but could pick three things to keep, what would they be?

Yummy Yamper Pasta: Lights, camera, action! How are you in front of a camera? Do you like the spotlight or do you prefer to be backstage?

Cheesy Rowlet Pizza: What's somewhere you'd like to go for a vacation? What would you do there?

Rainbow Oricorio Popcorn: What's your favorite movie? What about your least favorite?

Eiscue Caprese Salad: Did you eat your vegetables as a kid? What about now?

Chikorita Bruschetta: Tell us about a legend/myth from your home region!

Sneasel Burger with Pickles: Do you have a friend you would do anything for, no questions asked? What about a friend who would do anything for you?

Comfey Fruity Sandwich: Have you ever been to the hospital? What was the reason for your last hospital stay?

SWEETS

Fluffy Eevee Pancakes: How tall are you? Do you wish your height was different?

Combee Waffles with Honey: Do you like bug-types? Do you have a favorite bug?

Swablu Shaved Ice: What are your favorite weather patterns?

Burnt Caramel Vulpix Sundae: What's your favorite regional variant Pokemon? Is there a Pokemon that you like the 'regular' form of over it's regional variant?

Decorated Alcremie Cupcakes: How is your room/home decorated?

Ribombee Chocolate Cake: What's something you want or want to do for your next birthday?

Pikachu Fruit Flan: What's something really popular that you're not the biggest fan of?

Scorbunny Berry Sandwich: Do you have a favorite sport? Do you watch any sports on TV or in person?

Sylveon Custard Slice: @ another user you appreciate and tell them why!

[clvr-the-insect-enthusiast]

Shoutout to all the folks who appreciate Bug types. Yall got a good head on yer shoulders.