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PLAN HIS SURPRISE PARTY ITS UN-REDACTED TODAY IS THE DAY
when you’re so close with bro you [redacted until further notice]
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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when you’re so close with bro you [redacted until further notice]
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If U think i’m annoying
Block me
If U think i’m handsome
Suck me
If U think i’m restless
Walk me
If U think i’m hairy
Pluck me
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i just love doing my own thing so much #MyOwnThing
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I have the blizzard diversity chart installed in a gland in my brain and this is how i look at passersbys as i calculate their points on it
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“oh so only your hyper specific interpretation of this character matters? no one else gets to have theirs?” yes precisely. now go my flock peck them clean for their insolence 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
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the whimsical boy genius has been hanging out by the monolith outside town too much and now all his charming inventions are made out of jagged black iron and animal carcasses
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it's a moral failing to still be a harry potter fan
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IM SO PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO EAT SWEETS AND CHOCOLATE BUT THERE ARE NONE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOVIANS: GET IN THE TARDIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRAB YOUR SWIMSUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOMESTUCK
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Could really use some new my chemical romance music this evening
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"I hear quotes of his [Dennis Cooper] rise up in my head all the time. In fact, in the hospital, right after my stroke, I was trying to explain what was happening to me, what I was feeling, and all I could say was, “like trails in the air left by people on fire,” which is one of his lines."
Richard Siken in The Adriot Journal
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