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codgod · 6 hours
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well, uhmmm.... hm
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fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you jimmy solidarity has WAY bigger boobies than you give him how dare you disrespect the Double E king, I'm going to suck your toes with malicious intent
y’know i was about to say i do draw him with e cups but that last part fucking slapped me in the face
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fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you jimmy solidarity has WAY bigger boobies than you give him how dare you disrespect the Double E king, I'm going to suck your toes with malicious intent
y’know i was about to say i do draw him with e cups but that last part fucking slapped me in the face
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codgod · 6 hours
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i’m bored does anyone wanna start fake beef with me or something
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codgod · 8 hours
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Mental illness representation on Hermitcraft
Joel - mania
Keralis - left handed
Etho - his setup
Mumbo Jumbo - has physicaly tied himself to his desk with safety wires in order to unlearn thumb-shifting. Seriously what's up with that
Grian - government worker
#hc
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codgod · 1 day
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:3c
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codgod · 1 day
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Angelstone my beloved
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codgod · 1 day
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i have crafted a diagram
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codgod · 1 day
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the way roier started babying pomme when he saw her teddy bear backpack im weeping
Roier: What the fuck?! You don't know you don't remem- ey you have a ted! a little teddy bear no mames qué bonito! (so pretty) 🤏
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codgod · 2 days
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this is so sad. charlie sing despacito.
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codgod · 2 days
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codgod · 2 days
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everyone on r/aita is doing polyamory so wrong and i think they could learn something from tommyinnit. I'm not going to say hes doing it any better but he is being really funny about it
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codgod · 2 days
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joel with a ponytail ( best kind of joel tbh )
( plus an attempt at drawing him with green skin but idk i don't think im gonna use it )
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codgod · 2 days
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Storyteller
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codgod · 2 days
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hi and welcome to a brief explanation of my slime hybrid headcanons that absolutely nobody asked for [featuring charlie, mike, and jevin for examples]
[under the cut because it is very long and also includes pictures lol]
all slime hybrids have poor eyesight! this is because slimes evolved to live and thrive in caves and since it’s so dark they don’t really need their eyes anyway, so sight has gradually gotten worse over time. think like olms/cave salamanders. they use their other sense to get around without glasses
they can change the colour/texture/shape of any part of themselves at will as long as it’s something they’ve encountered before. so they could give their skin the look/feel of metal [though it’s not as strong as actual metal] if they wanted
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[or, yk, they can use it to look like their partners ex for some passive aggressive torture]
some use that ^ to make it look like they have bones, since slimes don’t actually need bones to maintain their shape. this is usually done by hybrids that prefer to still look like slimes [like jevin] rather than ones that prefer to look more human-ish [like charlie or mike] for the aesthetic of it all, since they’re transparent. they do also sometimes just claim random dead bodies as their own, but that’s not common practice or technically considered ethical [plus actual bones dissolve over time]
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[jaw may or may not move how it’s supposed to lol]
on that note, slime hybrids don’t have to use their mouths to eat. they can just shove whatever they want to absorb into wherever they want on their bodies and it works fine. any that spend a lot of time around humans/non-slimes do use their mouths though, it’s only polite. also, does not have to be actual food, just something they can get energy or extra mass from [like when qslime spent all that time living on rotten flesh]
since they can shapeshift, slimes tend to have at least one “default” form that’s most comfortable for them to take/requires the least amount of energy to maintain. for some this is just a blob, but for others this could be more human-shaped, or even an animal. for example, charlie’s is humanoid but with some slime features showing through like patches of green skin/hair
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[small changes like hair length, height, chest size, etc. or basically anything that doesn’t entirely change their look/take too much extra energy is still considered their “default” form. since my gegg design includes changed skin colour, hairstyle, glasses/eyes, whatever else, it’s a seperate form even if he’s still at least kinda recognisable as charlie]
when tired/emotional they tend to lose shape or become more slime-like if they’re usually more human-looking, like melting or changing back to their natural colour
they don’t have a rigid concept of a gender binary, so they’re generally fine with whatever people want to see them as. when communicating between each other slimes just use names, but some that live around humans might pick pronouns for themselves. they just as often don’t, though
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okay this one’s a little silly but i think different colours have different flavours if you lick them. green is lime, blue is blue raspberry, pink is strawberry, yellow is piss lemon, etc.
also silly but they either hate being squished and stretched like actual slime or LOVE it it’s like stimming for them. put charlie in an industrial mixer with some biodegradable glitter he’s having the time of his life
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codgod · 2 days
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obsession
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codgod · 2 days
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playing the demo of a romance visual novel and why does this guy look like alternate universe chip jrwi
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[ignore that its a photo of my laptop screen idk how to minimise the game to post a screenshot LOL]
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