coffee4jordan - Tumblr blog

[coffee4jordan]

Uh, I think someone at Disney Japan needs to rein in Yana Toboso, pfffffftttt 💀

[coffee4jordan]

Why is Leona 20???? Did he get held back twice????

[coffee4jordan]

Was replaying this part to relearn about the houses and found this ironic. Ace says he respects the Queen of Hearts for being strict and yet he immediately gets in trouble with Riddle, the embodiment of the Queen of Hearts’ values, and hates him because he’s too strict. Never meet your heroes I guess, lmao

[coffee4jordan]

Let Ace say “miss me with that bullshit” 2023!

[coffee4jordan]

Straight up not having a good time right now so here's some memes I made to cope

[coffee4jordan]

Me when people don’t like Riddle: Sir, that’s my emotional support representation of my past self who I want to see get the character growth he deserves without the gifted kid burnout syndrome that I experienced 🥺

[coffee4jordan]

I’m just gonna also make this a new post cause I think more people see it that way?

[coffee4jordan]

Like this? Lmao

Idia 100% reads fanfiction and no one can tell me otherwise. Also this is accidentally perfectly timed for his birthday :D

[coffee4jordan]

This is funny, but like…

Ew, love

Malleus to Yuu/You: You’re smile? I love it.

Riddle, to Yuu/you: your happiness? I live for it.

Leona, disgusted at these love sick bastards who’s love meters are maxed out, whereas his is barely above 11%: a room? Get one.

Azul vibing with his 0% interaction with the MC and his paid advertising: Hotel? Trivago

[coffee4jordan]

I’ve said this before but I’m really just throwing shit at the wall when it comes to anything other than TW memes. I work really hard on a post and no one looks at it and then I take a screenshot of a google search about morays and I’m like “he he hoo this could be about Jade and Floyd” and it gets 200 notes.

[coffee4jordan]

Uhhhhh…I was going to make a meme about how Riddle should not be taking cooking advice from Lilia because obviously BANANAS should not go in SOUP with CHILI POWDER but…apparently it exists…

I still think it’s meant to be god awful as far as the story goes, though. RIP to Silver and Trey who actually had to eat this, their loyalty is fatally serious lmao. If people like this I’ll make the soup and eat it in an update.

[coffee4jordan]

Yuu is 100% going to become one of the ghosts who lives on campus and harass whoever killed them until they graduate. Then Yuu can just harass Crowley for the rest of his life.

So my village has a charity christmas fair on the last sunday before christmas every year. My sister is in charge of organizing prizes for the lottery/tombola, and she always writes to local businesses to donate items, gift cards, whatever. The companies are usually really generous, it's awesome. First prize is s flat screen tv from a electronics dealer.

We have one shop for home decor that's sadly giving up its business, and donated a whole box of glass decorations.

Among them, this glass shrimp. In a fancy jewelry box.

I'm the only one who loves him 🥺❤. My sister wanted to throw it in the bin because 'who would want a glass shrimp'.

So.

Like and Reblog if you'd want to win a glass shrimp in a tombola, i guess? Let's save him from the bin!

[coffee4jordan]

That’s Yuu’s ghost after they finally died trying to solve the problems of emotionally unstable mages with no magic, rest in peace 🙏🏼😇

So my village has a charity christmas fair on the last sunday before christmas every year. My sister is in charge of organizing prizes for the lottery/tombola, and she always writes to local businesses to donate items, gift cards, whatever. The companies are usually really generous, it's awesome. First prize is s flat screen tv from a electronics dealer.

We have one shop for home decor that's sadly giving up its business, and donated a whole box of glass decorations.

Among them, this glass shrimp. In a fancy jewelry box.

I'm the only one who loves him 🥺❤. My sister wanted to throw it in the bin because 'who would want a glass shrimp'.

So.

Like and Reblog if you'd want to win a glass shrimp in a tombola, i guess? Let's save him from the bin!

[coffee4jordan]

Headcanon that Floyd was moody around the time of the SDC auditions because Riddle was busy organizing the event and he didn’t get to see Riddle much during that time. Floyd also seemed to definitely be aware of Trey because he’d already picked out a nickname for him before they officially met, and Trey spent a lot of time with Riddle as his helper then. Jade also seems to imply that Floyd might not be in a good mood next time, either, which makes me think it’s because he knows Riddle could have to organize the SDC again. Sorry I always seem to be pushing my Floyd x Riddle agenda lmao

[coffee4jordan]

I am once again asking for your support

[coffee4jordan]

Finds from fanfic research (The Little Mermaid 1989, Alice in Wonderland 1951, Alice in Wonderland 2010, Disney wiki):

-Ursula accidentally kills Flotsam and Jetsam in the movie so WOW

-Disney wiki refers to Ariel’s cave of treasures as a “grotto” so I’m thinking “Ashengrotto” is a play on Ariel’s stuff getting destroyed by her dad lol

-Jetsam and Flotsam’s powers come from their eyes so I headcanon that Floyd’s signature spell comes from his eye like Jade’s does, but I need to replay the part where his spell is explained

-Floyd gorging himself on strawberries for a shortcake the Mostro Lounge was making could be a reference to a children’s book where Flotsam and Jetsam decide to ruin a garden by eating all the flowers and get stomach aches

-Jade’s ability only working on vulnerable people may be a reference to the eels plotting to offer Ursula’s deal to Ariel at a time when she’s vulnerable, i.e. after her cave is destroyed by her dad

-Ursula eats shrimp so that’s how Floyd sees MC lol

-(not about TW) Eric doesn’t even consider that Arielle might’ve lost her voice even though she insists he met her and he thinks she’s familiar, prime himbo behavior

-Headcanon that Azul doesn’t like dogs because Max doesn’t like ‘Vanessa’ (Ursula) and she kicks him at the wedding

-(not about TW) In the movie they didn’t find a way to destroy the contracts, Eric just kills Ursula, damn

-(not about TW) Is Eric really not going to ask any questions?

-Riddle’s backstory with his mom could be a reference to Alice having an older sister that tries to tutor her and wants her to be proper. Obviously Alice isn’t the Queen of Hearts but everything in Wonderland comes from Alice’s imagination so it’s partially stuff from her own life

-(not about TW) Is the white rabbit a drug addict? Why are his eyes red?

-Alice says the “drink me” potion tastes like a cherry tart.

-The mad hatter tells ‘riddles’ (“why is the raven like a writing desk?” like shut UP, it’s not a riddle if you don’t know the answer)

-That one Deuce chat where he says Ace pranked him by saying his clock was two days slow is something the mad hatter said to the white rabbit

-It’s weird that Trey is Riddle’s vice housewarden because ‘Tre’ is one of the cards that loses his head (Ace, Deuce, Tre). I would think his name would be different and he’d represent the heart or spade cards which were more loyal.

-Riddle saying “speak up and don’t twiddle your thumbs” (or something) during lessons is a reference to the Queen of Hearts telling Alice this when they met

-Riddle’s horse is named Vorpal which is the name of the sword that Alice uses in the live action movie. It’s originally from a Lewis Carrol poem called “Jabberwocky”

-I just noticed Riddle and Floyd’s pet peeves basically describe each other lmao

Some stuff is redacted for reasons lol. No I did not watch the entirety of all of these movies, I just skimmed them, especially Alice in Wonderland 1951 because it disturbed me 😓

[coffee4jordan]

TW characters in the Christmas Story roles, merry Christmas lol