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back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found

guess

okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms. 

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high school friends are basically people who agree to survive together and it’s sort of like they’re your crew in a zombie apocalypse and after the apocalypse is over somehow you go on to living life and maybe occasionally you’d run into each other and be like “oh yes i see you still haven’t been eaten by zombies that is good” but you no longer have the need to survive together so that thing tying you to these people is just gone

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"so why do you want the job?"

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my chemistry professor took out a calculator to figure out 15-9 and I was just sitting there like

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studies show that i am a fucking idiot

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'what do you want for your birthday?'

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me: *doesn’t hear what you’re saying* yeah

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when your chem teacher gives u a pop quiz

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Reaction when receiving a poor grade

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Class is canceled emails > goodmorning texts

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more celebrities should just be like rihanna in regards to hate

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when white people start getting out of hand

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Finally, a wine glass big enough for me.

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holding-on-tillmay let's transfer here. 😂

me graduating