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"why did you follow prev" because we're bound in blood for the next eight hundred years. next question

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nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions

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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

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“why did you follow prev” “how did you become mutuals” ummm bc we were sisters in a past life and would find each other in any universe.. next questian…

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Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

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the stoic teenager to being on the verge of tears anytime something slightly inconvenient happens adult pipeline is very real

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more stuff about becoming a god being inherently dehumanizing pls

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entering my florence + the machine era

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rigging & power lines r like siblings i think.

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is it okay if my 12 yr old little brother asks you something??

i guess?

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On today's episode on Neil Josten and his big fucking mouth

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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[Image text: there's actually no political label or identity that absolves you of doing harm.]

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Tech bros who think digital is forever and that uploading your consciousness to a computer is immortality crack me up. Like bro, you'd be "immortal" on the computer for like a year until your own company sends out some software update that makes you incompatible and whoops, there goes TechBro.soul into the great Recycling Bin in the sky