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J.K. Rowling is also a woman, I’m not trying to be that guy but I’m just saying you shouldn’t imply that you love every women.

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I just accidentally made un-tea?????

I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????

It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-

I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation

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I hate having to post political posts like this nut he we are again. Anybody from the UK wanna sign this. Folks from outside the UK maybe share it?

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Now that half the year is over and the days are getting shorter again, here are the best comics of the year (so far!)

Become our partner in crime, our employer and read all our comics before anyone else by supporting us via Patreon.

Through you we can continue to be independent comic artists.

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They could be pickles in this life too if you have some vinegar and some time.

A customer asked for pickles on their sub and I (dumbass) reached for the cucumbers. They quickly went “oh, no, I want pickles!” and I immediately said “they could’ve been pickles. in another life” ????? Why did I get hired????????

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There is a Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul theory channel which, now that both shows have been over for years, has nothing else to theorize about. So this guy is just going back and going like "what if this specific scene went down differently?", "what if this obscure side character got killed by this bad guy?" etc and while I don't have an interest in watching it anymore, good on this guy for monetizing his fanfics.

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

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why r u using the word corn instead of porn on tumblr.com i just saw full dick n balls 2 posts up ur good

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I hate you soulmates. I hate you love at first sight. I hate you true love's kiss. I hate you "loving makes you human". I hate you "love is the point". I hate you "finding your other half". I hate you relationship hierarchy. I hate you marriage as the highest form of love. I hate you platonic love as a substitute for romantic love. I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate

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Translator’s note: This part of the text was damaged when Dr. Indiana Jones threw it off the side of a mountain.

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So, the other day, when I was discussing AO3's policy on solicitation, a tumblr user came at me saying that AO3's "no monetization/solicitation" rules were "bullshit" because nexus mods allows fan created mods to get paid.

Look at me.

Look at me right now.

AO3 protects you.

AO3 protects you and your works. 

It protects your works from copyright strikes and DCMA takedowns.

It protects your work from advertisers.

It protects your work from overzealous legal challenges.

It protects your right to post adult content.

AO3 is non-profit and AO3 will never try to use you or your work to make a profit for themselves and AO3 will go to bat for you if someone tries to legally challenge you or your works.

Please respect AO3 and its mission.

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not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

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I made a mistake on Bluesky and now my notifications won’t stop but hey i’ll post it here too!

Anti-Prime sale on bookshop.org until the 11th

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a) there’s not mainstream criticism of the Talmud like there is with the Christian Bible or Quran because the Talmud isn’t mainstream like those books are.

Christians are 32% of the world population, Muslims are 26%, and Jews are only 0.2%—not all of whom are even religious, and even fewer who have actually read the Talmud in its entirety.

“how many white people follow that religion” my ass. ain’t even that many of us period.

b) bro the talmud is like 2.5 million words long and looks like this

who tf is going out of their way to put themselves through reading a super niche, dense, 2.5 million wordcount legal text that’s formatted like the ancient precursor to House of Leaves just to criticize a teeny tiny little religious minority??

anybody who hates Jews that much isn’t going to take that much time out of their schedule to read what actual Jews have to say about Judaism when they could just make up some salacious shit & repost Nazi memes instead