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Okay you guys.

IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something

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made a picture i will use a lot

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i cant send this to anyone who would usually find it funny so i'm dumping it on tumblr for the world to see instead

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daily affirmations

I am a vortex of Bullshit

I attract Toxicity

I attract Negative energy

Wealth and Success flee from me

Angelic guides Abandon me due to my Personality Disorder

My Higher Self is trapped inside of a Prism and being tortured by Demons

Powerful Forces are conspiring for my Downfall

My Crystal's are Busted

My Chakras are Spinning Backeards

My Pineal Gland is replaced.with a Deer Pellet

I suck Positive Vibes out of the Room and Replace them with Rancidity and Hatred

I attract Drama

My Children Hate me

Bugs Grow in my Whiote Girl Dreds

My Twin Flame left me for a Pleadiean Bitch with 6 Penise's

My OF is Failing

My SoundCloud is Shadowbanned

My Volkswagon Golf has a Catastrophic Oil Leak

I have Ozempic Face

I have Nothing

My life is Fucked

My life is Fucked

My life is Fucked

MY LIFE IS fucked.

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((repeated death sfx)) yeah i see why they told me LoLK was hard

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that moment when you see a post that perfectly describes something going on in your life rn but you can't reblog it cause its too early to joke around with the Situation

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that moment when you see a post that perfectly describes something going on in your life rn but you can't reblog it cause its too early to joke around with the Situation

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and freddy's there.

work is thematically like FNAF4. listen to calls on the world's quietest landline (risking jumpscare), defend yourself from those attacking from the front (some require you to get up and leave your position vulnerable), check the voice mail every so often or else you'll get jumpscared by pissed off old people

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nothingburger 🇺🇸 -> empa-nada 🇦🇷

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first youtube analysis i've wanted to watch voluntarily

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I had a dream that I found the elephant graveyard where all the Peter Griffins go when they die in a gif so I tried to draw it

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Nightmare sleep rotation

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every day i get closer to killing god with my bare hands

love has no place in my mission, for i, am the g

I would love to be the "if you make them cry i'll kill you" typa person to my friends's partners. Sadly, both my bestie (F) and my best friend (M) are in a relationship with each other, and the only other close friend I have is closer to becoming a hunter of Artemis than having a partner ever. So I'm stuck wishing on what could've been if the odds weren't so against me

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Trying to understand my friend's hobbies be like:

So you're telling me it's a Friday night and it's funky? Is that right? Did I get that right? I think i did.

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SHE'S DEAD????????????

Odysseus (me) watching from his ship (the other room) as Poseidon (my mom) slaughters his crew (kills my spider clementine) because he blinded his son (she laid eggs)