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When I get an email: 🤨

When it's from ao3: 😃😁😊🥰😍🤩😃

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Sometimes I think about when I worked at Waitress on Broadway and we baked a ‘secret pie’ every show so that the theatre would smell like pie and people would be brainwashed into buying the overpriced mini pies, which were cold pies, and obviously didn’t smell like the secret pie and it was all just a giant pie scheme. 

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Me: I can’t watch the Elisa Lam doc because I’ll just get enraged at the pointlessness of the LAPD. 

Me, not even done with the first episode: YOU WAITED SIX GOD DAMN DAYS BEFORE YOU “REALIZED” THERE WAS VIDEO SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EVEN ASK THE HOTEL FOR WHEN YOU ARRIVED? A SANDWICH????? 

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Modern AU: Teddy’s kid brings the class hamster home over Christmas only to discover it’s his reincarnated mother and she will not be stopped.

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How ever your quarantine is going, I promise you it is not as embarrassing as running into your mother at the only open pharmacy near your apartments because she needed shampoo and you needed condoms...and the only ones left were a 24 pack...and she met your boy friend two days ago... 

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like no offence but “separating the artist from the work” only works for PAST FILMS. supporting woody allen & roman polanski’s NEW projects, funding them, giving them awards is so disgusting. like it’s one thing to enjoy rosemary’s baby. rip it off piratebay. who cares. but to continue to prop these people up as film connoisseurs? gross. also how does it look to every single woman in the room when these people are given a platform or award? how does it look to every victim of sexual abuse? it looks like you don’t CARE. there’s no “separating” when it happened to you, or you know it could’ve been you, or you know a woman close to you that it happened to......... “separating” the art from the artist on new projects only works if you’re oblivious and you think this could never, ever happen to you. well, it could. how many cases of young men being abused by filmmakers have come out? if you’re vulnerable, you’re a target. women get the brunt of it but they’re not alone. you were lucky and you’re selfish.

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She Came Prepared The Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools.

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🤱My most memorable lighter/flirtier Turnadette scene.🤱

thanks @snoopctm!😘

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It was me! :D It’s Prompt #10 of “Prompts of Turnadette” Thanks @sincerelybluevase! But I want 1,000 more fics on the subject because it’s some quality angst.

Listen yes Sister Ursula is unbearable and awful until we find out She Had Good Intentions After All but what I'm saying is if they're gonna put the wicked witch of the west in Nonnatus I think it's a shame they didn't give us a really horrific moment when Ursula finds out Shelagh used to be a nun and is a total dick about it

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Olivia Colman: Tries to keep her family life private and honestly does a great job of it.

Also Olivia Colman: YALL MY HUSBAND AND I HAD SOME OSCAR WORTHY SEX AFTER I WON AND IT WAS SO GOOD HE STILL TALKS ABOUT IT

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I should care more about the Oscars, but honestly, I’m just here to watch Olivia Colman present an award drunk out of her mind. Like she will not disappoint.

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Okay so like one of the biggest running gags of The Nanny is that Mr Sheffield passed on Cats. And it’s always presented as only an idiot would pass on the biggest broadway hit of all time.

But honestly, the joke becomes so much funnier when you know what the story and content of Cats actually is. Because if someone handed you this play of people dressed as cats trying to help an old cat die, and has an orgy scene… From his standpoint, only an idiot would fund this thing.

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I fight-choreographed my first show today as a certified actor-combatant and I’m feeling very Xena. 

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STOP. EVERYTHING. 

THE SOUND OF MUSIC TURNADETTE DATE PLOT

IT’S FRICKEN HAPPENING

OH SNAPETH

EVERY FLAW OF THIS SEASON IS FORGIVEN

MY CROPS ARE THRIVING

MY HARVEST IS BOUNTIFUL

from the Radio Times, call the midwife episode guide 9.5

Max is back!🤗