[ Ultimate Scourge of The Multiverse's ]...!¡! ‼️‼️🔞‼️‼️Current obsessions: EPIC the musical, mythology fandom(s), Hades, G.O.W, Riordanverse(Banner art by: Neal Illustrator)ð°.#ø~ø#.°ßI have bullshit motivation + are sometimes busy, so don't expect daily posts :p 👍weirdo obsessed w/ making my favourite characters suffer / get pregnant (no one is safe.) 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
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Meneody is real
#.—reblogin’#meneody#menelaus#odysseus#ancient greece#greek mythology#menelaus x odysseus#realest sobs
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I think there should be more Zeus x Odysseus
Cause it’s funny
#.—reblogin’#It would be even better if it’s bottom Zeus#<- previous tags .#*voice of the villain from the princess and the frog* yesssssssssss….YESSSSSSSSS—#Bottom! Zeus 4 President#odysseus x zeus#odyzeus#Zeusseus#fav lmao#epic the musical#epic fandom#greek mythology#greek gods#Anon I love you platonically please don’t explode#Frothing at the mouth screaming crying tantruming running up and down the walls#I NEED MORE OF THEM#WHY DOES POSEIDON GET THE SUDDEN WAVE OF BOTTOM TREATMENT BUT NOT ZEUS 😔#SHAMEFUL/j
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can I seem them?/j
I love smut too death, so I can take whatever you got :]/j
Sometimes the duality of man is thinking about the plot of your own story while lamenting over ranchy ideas you're too embarrassed to write
#.—reblogin’#the trinity of man would be remembering that you still have irl stuff to do but not doing them#<- previous tags .#In all seriousness I completely understand ur man Anon juggling ideas 4 a big story while also trying to focus on IRL stuff creates-#-so much stress it’s unreal :(#But!!!! You just have to take a breather or a full on break and it’ll (hopefully) help :333#kinda personal#slight shitpost#tw suggestive
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NOOOOOO NOT THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
At least I still got to hug that Divine bakery, thank you Mint 🫡
Also, the way u draw my Sona + the way Zeus calls them adorable,,,,,, hehehe manic laughter/affectionate 💖💖💖
Hello Mint <33333
could I please give ur Zeus a hug… from behind… with no clothes on…/j
I want to kneed his chest puppies while having a good view of his bakery leave me alone/j

Sorry hun, but with how big my Zeus is, it’s hard to be able to massage his chest while getting to see his behind. You were able to snuggle his chest, at least.
#.—reblogin’#epic the musical#epic zeus#epic hera#tw suggestive#epic fandom#greek mythology#rebloged shitpost#greek gods#the more I persist I just know Hera’s patience is chipped away bit by bit :3c#Worth it tho#mmmmmMMM- ADORABLE AM I?????????? MEHMHMNHM-#fav lmao
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went and saw Jurassic World: rebirth,
have only one thought:
the Big Three Kids / Elder Gods Children (Percy, Thalia, Jason, Nico, Bianca, Hazel, Estelle, Drew, Katie, Meg, Piper) on the island the peeps where on.
gods how there would be so much chaos.
#percy jackson fandom#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#greek mythology#bullshit to keep me going ♾️✨#shitpost#thalia grace#jason grace#katie gardner#meg mccaffrey#drew tanaka#hazel levesque#estelle jackson#nico di angelo#bianca di angelo#piper mclean#jurassic world rebirth#jurassic park franchise#i feel like Percy would love the Spinosaurs. Y’know before they try to kill him#Wait since Spinosaurs r amphibian creatures would Percy be able to talk to them???#Could a Eldritch! Percy interpretation have him as a Spino Hybrid??????#Oh that’s cool#crack fic idea#fic idea#Jwr#the movie was pretty good in my opinion#A solid 7 maybe 8 out of 10#⚠️⚠️⚠️Spoiler: my fav bits was prolly when the D-Rex grabbed the helicopter & when the T-Rex was chasing the family down the river that was#big three kids
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Anon.

Anon don't you dare.
Anon please,,,,

#oh god#This is perfect#I love how this is the happy ending au#But I still add the ✨Prophecy✨ in#I can assure you#The ending is happy#<- previous tags .#ANON I DONT TRUST U#CAN U BLAME ME#.—reblogin’
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COMBUSTS
HUHJHFF- YUIU- ATUUHJHUU—-
EHEEEEEEEEEEEE🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
IM SO GLAD U LIKE IT IN SCREAMING INTERNALLY-
Yes, ur Poseidon is haha ahem very eye catching 👁️👁️,,,
again I’m still squealing over the love I didn’t really expect this ask to get, ty times a million ehehehe.
haha, welllll-
considering Odysseus isn’t back for the Ithaca Saga,,,,,,,,,,,,,, yeah, there’s nobody (pun unintended) to stop The Suitors plan 😶.
throw away royally fucked up thought, but imagine Poseidon causes the sea’s current to carry down bits of Telemachus,,,, Odysseus awakening to his son’s blood flowing thru his gills, breathing him in,,,,,,, ):3
have a nice day / night Mint :D ✨✨✨✨🫶🫶🫶
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
welp I just fucknid. Shadow Zoned 4 no reason apologises I do that sometimes 😭/j
anyway, more Monster Mer! Odyseidon toxic yaoi !! its smut. And Power Bottomseidon if ur okay with that :3 and then it got outta hand and I wrote too much help:
disclaimer: idk much about horse biology :D
also TW for extremely dubious consent / noncon.
So Odysseus might be a Merperson, but- his body can also go into heat like a horse :3.
It’s a mix of a Stallion’s natural aggressiveness, especially during breeding season & a Mare’s heat cycle, basically he can be mounted & get pregnant and can also mount & aggressively impregnate someone else if given the chance.
And of course, Poseidon is with the king 4 his first Heat yeaaaahhh,,,
Right off the bat, despite his increasingly hormonal brain, Odysseus does NOT want to mate with Poseidon, still very much clinging onto the thought(s) of his beloved wife, and feeling disgusted with the idea of giving in to anyone else now, despite now clear it is he doesn’t have much choice.
Poseidon actually specifically designed Odysseus’s Mer! body to be the way it is (ex looks, strength), and therefore designed it to have heat cycles, therefore: he’s the best and only- chance of help + relief rn :),,,
Even with all this lain out, Odysseus still struggles and fails in his bedazzled chains, hissing & snarling at the amused expression on The Sea God’s face,,,
Sooooo- obvs Odysseus isn’t having a good at all.
Poseidon on the other hand is so incredibly smug with himself / with this situation, it has outgrown even Zeus’s arrogance.
After all this time, the arrogant little Mortal is part of his Domain now- is his inside and out now.
And now he’s going 2 have so much fun with them.
a promise from a god. And gods promises always spills blood and wrenches out the Soul-
He’s going to break Odysseus no longer of Ithaca piece by piece.
But first,,,,,
Poseidon coo’s, mocking the struggling Mermaid and floats through the water, grabbing their face by the bridle.
Odysseus lets out a ragged hisssssss that’s muffled by Poseidon pulling at the bridle, tightening it.
If his stubborn little pet isn’t going to accept his graciousness, fine then, he’ll just do it the hard way.
Poseidon’s mouth twitches with a smirk at the sight of Odysseus & flicks his fingers, controlling the current around them to move Odysseus’s restraints, forcing his tail and arms to uncurl, his form to straighten, and his back to arch, chest n stomach bent perfectly 4 The Sea God to lean his weight on.
Bad time to bring this up now, but the scenery 4 this is an underwater cave w/ sm geysers peppered around the rock floor, glowy bits on the ceiling, and seaweed growing of the walls!
Ahem anyway, Poseidon smiles wider as the Mortal struggles more, and starts to trance the slit of his cock :).
Now, don’t get him wrong, Poseidon absolutely wants to fuck Odysseus in the Fish Pussy. But unfortunately his pet is nowhere near to submitting, so the experience wouldn’t be as fun as the former king willingly showing his hole to the god like a pathetic whore 😔
Odysseus bites back a sob at the action, slit twitching at the slight contact, two sides of his mind fighting for control, one screaming that this is wrong and it should be Penelope not HIM, while the other side is churning in animalistic pleasure, wanting more, give it MORE NOW, so it can mountsubmitravagebebredclaimfilledwithlifebreakinbebreached—, the other side taking over more and more.
Poseidon chuckles at the turmoil he knows is tearing apart Odysseus’s mind in the moment, and coax’s his girthy, horse-like cock out of its sheath, rubbing it in a oh so gentle rhythm, up and down.
Odysseus has given up struggling at this point, his insides feeling to hot and his cock burning for attention, only occasionally jerking and flailing as Poseidon coats his own fingers with saliva and slips them inside himself with a gasp, slowly working himself open with little moans and grunts and cause the Ithacan’s body to quiver violently.
He won’t say it, will not beg for the god to please make this pain go away, but it seems Poseidon will do it anyway, stifling a groan as he pulls his fingers out and positions himself above the leaking, aching cock thrumming below them.
Odysseus can’t help his own whimpering no matter how hard he bites his lip (and drawing blood with sharp teeth), as The Sea God works his way down bit by bit, the rolling of his curvy hips and occasional gasps and moans of pleasure as he takes more and more & stretches his arsehole wider and wider, it all being swallowed up by mating urges inside of himself,,,
Finally, Odysseus bottoms out, twin gasps escaping both the Mortal and the god at the feeling of the wide dick base where a knot will form encased in tight wet walls,,,
After that? Odysseus felt more like a spectator as the animal growing under his skin ripped control from his voice and mind alike, greedy and very much ready to fuck.
Still tied up in golden chains, Odysseus just couldn’t look away from the sight of Poseidon bouncing on his fat cock, moaning and crying out at the simulation, equally fat and mothering hips slamming down onto sea green scales tainted with blood.
And Odysseus could do nothing but join in with the delighted groans and screams, the feeling of the pure bliss of intimacy flaring to life, bucking his own hips up to meet The Sea God’s and writhing once again, this time in want of The Lord of The Sea.
When the former king came, it was with a inhuman roar, broken like a ship splintering of jagged rocks, that hitched and then became sobbing whines and jumbled wet nonsense, as Poseidon continued to squeeze and bounce around him, pulling at the thick Knot swelled at his base.
The Sea God paid no mind, eyes rolling back as he stroked his own red, pre cum stained dick and groaned loudly as he finished as well, spurting semen into the water to dissolve,,,
They stayed still for a long while, Poseidon straddling the Mortal’s waist as he regained his composure, then looking down and laughing at the bleary, half dead expression of Odysseus’s face.
He might as well been, the now animal, mating-wanting part of his brain running around his head already starting to want more again, the unfamiliar feeling of it all starting to melt Odysseus’s conscious like butter.
Poseidon chuckles at this, slipping off Odysseus’s cock with ease, prompting a pathetic little whimper out of the king, then rolling his shoulders, going down again and placing a another soft, mocking kiss on the Mortal’s head, and whispering hoarsely: “get ready, for your Heat needs much more attention pet of mine~~~” and promptly catching the head of Odysseus’s erection, and SLAMMING himself back down, a accompanying shriek-sob ringing out from said pet’s throat like a burst dam,,,,
When everything was said and done, Poseidon stroked the scruffy hair of the sleeping Ithacan, both resting in a nearby bed of seaweed, exhaustion now chaining his (Odysseus’s) body down.
The Sea God smiled at the lovely aches pulsing through his own body, a tiny part of him a bit disappointed he hadn't got bred full. But that’s okay, it’s not what he wants yet, not until Odysseus learns to behave like a good pet. And then, after that, if he keeps being very good, the god will breed him in return :). Maybe he could even invite Amphy to the former king’s Heat Cycles bc whoooo my!!!
haha, this got way out of hand holy shit 😭-
Still, I hope u enjoyed and have good food 4 thought :333 💜🖤✨
have a nice day / night 🫶🫶
This is so HOT!! HOLY SH-!! Looking at this so disrespectfully. Thank you for the food! I shall consume this greedily XD !! Also the way you described Poseidon is doing things to me >////<
Let it get way out of hand! I love it!! Major Kudos to you and to this deliciously spicy fic!! ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
I will never stop feeling bad for Ody in this AU. Penelope and Telemachus are still waiting there! I wonder what happened to them.
#.—reblogin’#I received a fic!!#and a delicious one at that#<- previous tags .#Eeeeeeeeee im combusting#Jump in and take your rest au#Tw nsft#nsft#odyseidon#odysseus x poseidon#seamonsters#Bonus fucked up thought but imagine bc Ody is a War Dog & has prolly eaten corpses he feels hungry at the stench of blood :)))#epic poseidon#epic telemachus#epic penelope#epic suitors#merpeople#toxic yaoi#dubcon#extreme dubcon#power bottom#When I say this A.U is unhealthy dark yaoi I mean Unhealthy Dark Stockholm Syndrome Yaoi 🫠🫠🫠#epic odysseus#Again ur Poseidon is mmmmmhehemhmmhjmmm—-
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Memes be upon thee
Ello, short ask with no ‘short’ story this time (I just know the Tumblr mobile website is breathing a sigh of relief)
But I do want you to know, for the au I’ve been listening to Morgan Clae’s songs for her personal musical (she’s the reason I even heard of Epic the Musical in the first place). I have ended up pairing the up the song ‘Symphony’ to Odysseus, ‘The Rumble’ to Telemachus, and ‘Control’ to Little Menace. I also ended up pairing Poseidon to ‘Line Without A Hook’ by Ricky Montgomery.
I hope you’re doing well and making progress with your aus and writing; I’m rooting for you!!!!!! ٩( 'ω' )و ∩^ω^∩ ✌︎('ω')✌︎
hehehe hellooooo <33333💥💥💥💥
*chomps on memes* yummy :3333 :
1st & 2nd meme: AUHHHHHH UR SO REAL FOR THAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I SWEAR ITS A MASSIVE STRUGGLE WHY.
3rd meme: not to throw a wrench in your cogs but haha funny enough- Kronos does actually ‘love’ his children. Sort of, he still sees them as a the ones who stole his kingdom / rule and need to have it taken away from them forcible buuuut, yeah. He does like the thought of getting to be their father again,,,, in a very fucked up way. But dw about that rn haha seriously :3c…
Tho, it still makes sense that Kronos wud despise Little Menace bc their disrupting his 4èvÏvæ ł— Plan + he wouldn’t be fond of his grandchildren bc their all basically loyal servants to their parents in his eyes 😗,,,
4th meme: canon, I was Kronos watching like it’s Netflix
5th meme: awww it’s not their fault their just Baby :( it’s 100% their fault I know it is haha suffer/affectionate
hmmm after reading this ask I listened to one of the songs u mentioned (Symphony) and yeah, I can see it, tho I personally stick with all the usual Time Loopcore songs like Over & Over by Rio Romeo :’) + instrumentals that fit the vibe of this A.U. y’know, like Two Trucks-
AAAAAHHY6NHHJHJJKKHSDAFFFFF/affectionate sob
Thank you so much man/gn, ever since I took sm time off I’ve gotten better :D!!!!!
still haven’t got very far with the Blender Timeloop A.U but I’ve written a bunch of other things 🥳 it’s smut.
The worst part of planning out a Time Loop A.U so far is the actual timeline bc:
#1: There isn’t one and #2: it gets more complicated as it goes on :””).
despite all that, I’m feeling okay and again, I thank u a millions times 4 your support Anon I love you platonically GHVVVVVV—
hope ur day / night is going well, and I’ll see ya whenever!!!!!!! 🖤💜✨
#*ø.’ — oh shitz an ask(affectionate) —‘.ø*#bullshit to keep me going ♾️✨#greek gods#epic the musical#greek mythology#epic fandom#Odysseus in The Blender (suffer :)) AKA Timeloop A.U#Divergence in The Blender: Little Menace A.U#Ur memes give me life I swear#Asks of Happy Ending Anon#Epic O.C: Little Menace#<- not my O.C#epic odysseus#epic kronos#The first to memes are so me it hurts#Why ‘tism why must you make my brain so bountifully full of creativity yet dangle it in front of my face when I actually want to [use it]
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Anon.

Anon don't you dare.
Anon please,,,,

#shitpost#epic the musical#epic fandom#greek gods#greek mythology#bullshit to keep me going ♾️✨#epic odysseus#Wetthunderthighs#Odyzeusseidon#Odysseus/poseidon/Zeus#Divergence in The Blender: Little Menace A.U#Odysseus in The Blender (suffer :)) AKA Timeloop A.U#Oh the angst and tragedy…#potential fic idea#Thehappyendinganon#Why r our thoughts so in sync wuhhhhh……#(⚠️ spoiler kinda: y’know I was contemplating whether not I should add Wetthunderthighs! fankids to this A.U. In an incredibly fucked up-#-way haha)
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Zeus X bunny suit Zeus design belongs to @neal-illustrator forgive me chat
#.—reblogin’#epic fandom#epic the musical#epic zeus#bunny suit#tw suggestive#I had to drop everything the moment I saw this post omgomgomgomgomgomg—#fav lmao#FLASH USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS#HHJGFFEDGH#greek mythology#greek gods#I’m (s)creaming I need to break into Patreon and steal Neal’s art of bunny suit! Zeus + Poseidon#Let me in.#let mE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-#EDIT: I GOT A JUICY CARROT U WONT REFUSE
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Its hot hot hot out there! But don't worry! The gods and the c13 cast are chilling by the pool. Sunscreened and sunkissed the whole lot of them are getting in some much needed relaxation
If you wanna snag a goodie bag you should join super stellar tier over on patreon before the end of the month
In this months goodie bag you receive:
-4x6" Print SunScreen Kisses
-4x6" Print Glances from the Exs
~3" Sticker Grill Master Lily
-Thank you card Party Life Guard on Duty
#.—reblogin’#epic fandom#epic the musical#epic aphrodite#Epic ares#covenant 13#conan marwood#goodie bag#greek mythology#greek gods#OH MY GODHGG⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️#BABY EROS R U KIDDING ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#THENGJHHJGHES SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTEEEEEE—-#IM DYING GALS CRIES#FAT GREEK BABY HOW I LOVE U 😭#epic dionysus#<- who looks mighty fine hehehe#there r things I wish to say. I’ll save them 4 later 🙂.
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#.—reblogin’#hades game#hades supergiant#hades ii#hades heracles#hades prometheus#lionflame#Prometheus x Heracles#Promecles???#well since the alternative would be ‘Heratheus’ and wud therefore get confused with Hera :/#Promecles#when my dumbarse first discovered this ship I was like “awww sweet yaoi!” but then I thought “wait why these two???” and then had-#-a revaluation like “OOOHHHHHHHHHH BC HERACLES FREED PROMETHEUS IN ONE OF HIS MYTHS I GET ITTTTT” 😭#I wheezed to much at this meme HBNNH
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Hera and Zeus during the titanomachy be like :
Ref 👇
#.—reblogin’#greek mythology#greek gods#hera#zeus#hera x zeus#titanomachy#Zera#awwwwwwwwww#both of their designs look crunchy as fuck ooooooh#ancient greece#fav lmao
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Prepping for a banquet
#.—reblogin’#greek mythology#greek gods#epic poseidon#epic fandom#epic the musical#Is that the only thing he’s prepping….? (I’m sorry it was right there)#HEHEJMMHMHEHE ☺️#I know exactly what ur goal is by showing Sea God Thigh Meat and I’ll say right now that u won’t sway me Neal-#*tackling and bed creaking sounds*#fav lmao#Omg why is he so slay in this drawing 😭???
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Submissive and breedable 🤫
WHAT

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hubband
#.—reblogin’#hades game#hades odysseus#hades supergiant#hades ii#fav lmao#THE HUBBAND#WHAHWHEGEGE#Hollow as a coconut when I found out he doesn’t have many fans ☹️#what Supergiant did to the SA part of his story sucks so badly & needs to have sm sort of twist bc Odysseus is [THE] fuckin’ liar but at-#—the same time I’m still bumped not many peeps give attention 2 him as much as the other characters :((#<- lmao srry for the mini rant jst wanted to get that out there#He’s so pretty gals…..#greasy old man my beloved…….
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