couchnapping
couchnapping
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I enjoy a nice couch nap Just a cool and normal guy (Late 20's)(He/Him)
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couchnapping · 5 hours ago
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woke up at 6 to feed the cats and blearily made sure to jot down the "genius post" rattling around in my skull so i wouldnt forget
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couchnapping · 5 hours ago
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I need this website to start treating chiropractors with the same level of skepticism it’s starting to show to astrology.
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couchnapping · 8 hours ago
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Fun's evanescence can be seen when an activity regarded as fun becomes goal-oriented. Many physical activities and individual sports are regarded as fun until the participant seeks to win a competition, at which point, much of the fun may disappear as the individual's focus tightens. Surfing is an example. If you are a "mellow soul" (not in a competition or engaging in extreme sport) "once you're riding waves, you're guaranteed to be having fun".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fun
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couchnapping · 8 hours ago
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Modular Habits: How the Inconsistency Mindset Can Build a Consistent You
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couchnapping · 22 hours ago
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my fav ask ever was this person who was like “i live in the worst city in Ohio” and I was like “ I don’t think Zanesville is actually the worst city in Ohio but I know everyone in Zanesville thinks it is so I’m gonna say Zanesville but also I bet you don’t even live in Zanesville I bet you have a Zanesville zipcode but you live in Adamsville and you went to school in New Concord” and they told me I got every single detail right and that I scared them so bad they had to block me
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couchnapping · 22 hours ago
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They closed the Death Wendy's over a year ago and I'm still mad about it. It was a Wendy's located in the middle of a six-way intersection, requiring many pedestrians to cross the street 3 times in a row in order to get to it
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It was one of the city's top ten spots for car crashes, multiple people died there, and the service was terrible. I miss it dearly
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couchnapping · 22 hours ago
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outta my way i gotta race like a pisshorse!
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couchnapping · 23 hours ago
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I appreciate The Empire Strikes Back for being the only time I can think of when a character just shot their enemy as soon as they saw them without pausing or having a dramatic moment beforehand.
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couchnapping · 23 hours ago
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Are lace-makers ever struck by the realisation that all the holes were already there before they started?
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couchnapping · 24 hours ago
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couchnapping · 24 hours ago
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Is this what they yell at you in that basement?
You?
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couchnapping · 1 day ago
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couchnapping · 1 day ago
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They got a little distracted in the middle
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couchnapping · 1 day ago
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the "we don't call people racism exempt" argument is truly infantile and it betrays such a pathetic, childish understanding of politics and oppression. It reveals that you're unable to look beyond the signifier and at the actual signified itself, that you only engage with politics as individual words and not what those words actually mean. We do have categories to describe racism which are very directly equivalent to TME/TMA, and those are "white" and "person of color." Being white has very little to do with the actual color of your skin and everything to do with your material relationship to racism as a system of oppression. Being a person of color likewise has little to do with the literal color of your skin and everything to do with experiencing a certain type of oppression. This is like a 101 level understanding of racism, the bare minimum you need to know to understand how it actually functions. In the same way that the category of "people of color" is full of different groups which have various contradictions between them, "trans-misogyny affected" people are likewise a very diverse group made up of different smaller groups which have contradictions between them. I think the people who say "we don't say racism exempt" understand this but willfully misinterpret it because they are actively trying to obscure and reinforce transmisogyny. Or, if they're doing it unintentionally, then they truly are just infantile liberals who don't understand anything at all.
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couchnapping · 1 day ago
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Cats love to nibble sweet oats
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couchnapping · 1 day ago
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just bought 0.00 pounds of balloons
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couchnapping · 2 days ago
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im going to drink a $7 light beer at the zoo and become the jane goodall of leafcutter ants
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