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Petting the hands of an otter

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definitely my favorite part of buying toilet paper and paper towels is the Myst-like puzzle game where every package's total amount of Usable Paper Product is expressed not in terms of volume or surface area but instead as a relative expression of how many times more paper is contained in this product than some other product, which itself defines its capacity in relation to others, and so on down the line into infinity. feels like a Blue Prince scenario where i need to press a series of hidden buttons to reveal a breakable wall with a hint behind it that serves as a cipher allowing me to finally convert the capacity of Bounty Double Plus Rolls into square meters, which, when expressed to enough significant digits and interpreted as longitude and latitude, conveys the exact location where i will eventually die

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Sooooo few people are actually willing to defend the basic human rights of people who have committed crimes. Like I know it's not fun but if you genuinely believe in human rights as a concept you can't be okay with the state violating them in prisons I'm sorrrrry. Having moral principles is not always a fun time.

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people do not like it when you have principles and they don't

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affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.

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we smoking nothing. we have nothing

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Dev Patel should really play Jonathan Harker. I want to see him get bisexually tortured in a castle again.

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Happy birthday king

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god Virgin is so good. thank you Lorde.

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you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

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one of the coolest things transitioning did is that there's life and joy in my eyes now. i look like a girl but specifically i look like a girl who cares about her life and likes to be alive

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Not "I hope Impulsepoint succeeds and brings back New Earth entirely", and not "I hope Wally completely stops Impulsepoint", but a secret third thing: "I hope Impulsepoint mostly fails but somehow manages to bring back every single good plot point Mark Waid introduced but that Geoff Johns and Dan Didio shittily retconned out because it would be so funny"

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Elle Fanning as Catherine the Great

The Great 1.03

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fuck whoever turned off reblogs on this post

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POV: you're watching a show about guys wearing jeans

spn wardrobe department (part 1/?)

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good cow