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Don’t know why I’m thinking about it but Mammon, Satan, and Beelzebub give off Alvin, Simon, and Theadore vibes (yes I’m talking about the chipmunks)

Asmo is definitely one of the chipettes

Lucifer is definitely Dave

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ITS LEVI’S BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE OTAKU OF THE UNDERWORLD💙

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(Most of) The brothers standing in a line

Lucifer: Now, which one of us will be the object of your affection?

My Mc: Wow, this is gonna be so hard

Mammon and Asmo walk into the room: Hello, we're back from war!

My Mc: HELLO SAILORS

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I dressed up as our first man on valentine's day <3

This also counts as a face reveal I guess

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My favorite family personal headcanon is that Asmo and Mammon hang out all the time, (a close second is Levi and belphie) they go shopping together, they both listen to the same bad bitch music, gossip together even<3<3

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How the brothers wrap Christmas presents

I know Christmas is over but I just thought of this now so enjoy<3

I believe all of them would wrap their presents based on the color of their sin so If lucifer got asmo a gift the wrapping paper would be pink and so on and so forth (I hope this makes sense)<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

I think Lucifer would wrap presents so neatly and would really take his time<3

Mammon however definitely needs help, he can never wrap presents so he definitely gets someone else to do it for him <3

Have you ever seen those videos where it's like "Wrapping presents as something not even remotely close" and it'll be like a book but they wrap it like a bike or something? Yeah that's Levi I feel like he uses wrapping gifts as like another art form<3

Satan wraps presents like lucifer, but the only difference is he uses cat wrapping paper (he has a subscription to get a different cat every year)<3

Asmo ties bows on EVERYTHING, doesn't matter what it is there will be a bow on it<3

Beel wraps like mammon however he doesn't get help, so whatever you get there will be crumpled wrapping paper over it, possibly with food stains on it<3

Belphie doesn't wrap gifts, he's too lazy. So his alternative is to get bags and tissue paper<3

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Headcanon thought:

I feel like Dia would be That Kid on a leash at Walmart.

-🦊

He totally would!😭, and either Barbatos or Lucifer would have to stop him from touching everything <3<3<3

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Beelzebub likes/knows how to play the guitar, and because Belphie knows about this he gives Beel a guitar that's painted to look like a burger, and surprisingly Beelzebub never tries to eat it because it's a gift from his dear brother<3<3

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Mammon putting away the groceries: It won't fit

My MC Maxie without looking up from his DDD: That's what she-

Lucifer cutting him off: If you say "That's what she said" one more time, I'm going to kill you

<3<3<3

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I haven't posted anything music wise in a hot minute so I'd like to show some of the duo and group playlists I've made for each brother and this'll be done in parts and this is Levi’s part!

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Levi and Lucifer's<3<3

Levi and Mammon’s<3<3

Levi's music on its own<3

Levi and Satan's<3<3

Levi and Asmo's<3<3

Levi and Beel's<3<3

Levi and belphie’s<3<3

345(Levi, Satan, and Asmo)<3<3<3

Brothers Under A Pact(Mammon, Levi, Beel)<3<3<3

Levi and my mc Maxie<3<3

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I literally don't know the names of these characters but I know what they're from but because I know you in real life I'm gonna say mentally ill (still love you bestie)

(I feel bad tagging people becausei feel like im being annoying😭) @handsometiredtransguy @yourunderratedbix @yourlocalmcdonaldssprite and anyone else who wants to join<3

Making a tag game cause I can

Rules: post 4 fictional characters you relate to and assume something about the person you reblogged from based on their characters

No pressure tag! @sidneyoftheblackwoods @mqstermindswift @stars-and-birds @zenilvar @forever-chained-to-myself @themidnightarcher @skeelly @thepencilsnameissteve @thislove-taylorsversion @thislifeissweeterthanfiction @swiftieannah @a-pessimistic-swiftie @catastrxblues @jellycanon @what-about-wendy and anyone else who wants to join<3

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You should write silly little headcanons for alphonse homie😈

FAVORITE MOOT ALERT‼️

But in all seriousness, sure.

tw: Mimi’s silly little headcannons from her silly lil head >.<

(He knows your sins)

Okay!! Headcannon time!!

This man is the BIGGEST Nicki Minaj Stan. I don’t make the rules.

He definitely sings in the shower

Just imagine like- you’re just about to fall asleep and all you hear is “ BoY yOu GoT mY hEaRtBeAt RuuNnIng AwAy~” from the bathroom with the loudest voice crack known to man😭

Alphonse has hella cavities from all that damn candy😭

Alsphonse strikes me as an anime guy

He is a yeagerist because in his exact words “my boy ain’t do nothing wrong” (Eren literally commented mass murder hello???💀)

He still has all of his piercings (spoiler?)

One time his hair got caught in his fresh eyebrow piercing and he cried inconsolably for an hour after getting the hair untangled from around the bar

Alphonse definitely cried watching the Barbie movie (and I did too but that’s not the point)

HES SO CLINGY IN THE MORNING AW😭🫶🏽

he’s our precious himbo whomst we must protect <33

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I haven't posted anything music wise in a hot minute so I'd like to show some of the duo and group playlists I've made for each brother and this'll be done in parts and this is Mammon’s part!

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Mammon and Lucifer's songs together in one playlist <3<3

Mammon's music all on its own<3

Mammon and Levi's<3<3

Mammon and Satan's<3<3

Mammon and Asmo's<3<3

Mammon and Beel's<3<3

Mammon and Belphie’s<3<3

Mammon and my mc Maxie<3<3

Brothers Under A Pact<3<3<3

All the brothers together <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

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I haven't posted anything music wise in a hot minute so I'd like to show some of the duo and group playlists I've made for each brother and this'll be done in parts and this is lucifer's part!

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Simple and plain, just lucifer's music by itself <3

Lucifer and Mammon’s music in one playlist <3<3

Lucifer and Levi's <3<3

Lucifer and Satan's<3<3

Lucifer and Asmo's<3<3

Lucifer and Beel's<3<3

Lucifer and Belphie's<3<3

The Brothers all together<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Lucifer and my mc Maxie<3<3

The brothers all together + my mc Maxie<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

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What if Satan ran out of books to read and Levi turned him to fan fiction, I feel like how when Satan recommends books to people Levi recommends fanfics to him and sometimes they read the same one and talk about it I feel like Satan's favorites would have to be slow burn ones<3<3