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crabpunk
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crabpunk · 10 years ago
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I love the Sanders gang
• Bernie, who wants to fix the country • Thomas, who makes us laugh and smile • Colonel, who makes some damn nice chicken
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Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs
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I love those “can I see you?” “can I call you?” “can we Skype?” “I love texting you.” type people.
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Fearless Cat Keeps Returning to the London Supermarket He’s Banned From
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crabpunk · 10 years ago
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Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.
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crabpunk · 10 years ago
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we are the new americana
im a tiny gay iguana
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I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.
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“Masculine and feminine roles are not biologically fixed but socially constructed.” .. (Judith Butler)
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i love making new friends :)
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crabpunk · 10 years ago
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SIMSGONEWRONG IS HOSTING ANOTHER GIVEAWAY!
SInce you guys have been the best and most understanding followers lately, we’ve decided to start another giveaway to show ya’ll how much we appreciate you <3 This giveaway is a little different because
THREE FOLLOWERS
have the chance to win 3 really amazing prizes by participating!
FIRST PLACE - 3 Sims 3 Expansion packs of your choice
SECOND PLACE - 1 Sims 3 Expansion pack of your choice
THIRD PLACE - 1 Sims 3 Stuff pack of your choice
Now without further ado, here are the rules of participation!
RULES-
MUST BE FOLLOWING SIMSGONEWRONG AND PARACHOSM. WE WILL BE CHECKING.
REBLOG THIS POST! MULTIPLE ENTRIES ARE ALLOWED SO REBLOG AWAY <3
LIKES WON’T BE COUNTED AS ENTRIES
NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS. WE WILL CHECK. 
for a greater chance to win, you can.. message us and tell us why the sims is important to you and which EPs/SPs you’d like to have the chance to win!
CONTEST ENDS: MARCH 1ST. GOOD LUCK, MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR.
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crabpunk · 10 years ago
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what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
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crabpunk · 10 years ago
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can someone explain the alignment chart for me but in like, the simplest wording possible lmao
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