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My man i still follow for the memories and the jokes of time long past. This blog carried my depressed ass through early university and i have wrote about 79 anonymous prompts since the time it was called dangaronpacrackimagines and that i still go back and read some of them out of nostalgia of simpler times. I am not leaving this hole.

I was the sender of lizard Hiyoko & mutant Hajime, for context.

You know what thats fair.

And WHEW that was a long time ago, how many years has it been now?

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Jesus how are thie many of you still here, theres 1650 people following and the blog has been dead for at least a year

Would reactivating this blog be even any interest to you all/how many of you clicked follow by mistake?

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I have no idea why some of yall are still following this blog despite the fact its dead BUT WHILE I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION:

1. This blog @houseisekai is run solely by your old pal Admin Makoto aka Chris (Me). It is much more alive than here so I recommend you follow that blog instead of this one.

2. Shadowbringers is a direct sequel to every single AU from here and is serving to be the final conclusion, no loose ends will be present when its said and done!

If some of you have followed the blog without reading where I relocated, again its at @houseisekai!

Alright thats all I wanted to say, time to lay this blog to die again.

House Isekai: Shadowbringers Masterlist

With Fodlan plunged into total war between Those Who Slither in the Dark and the Church, it leaves devastated nations at their wake.

Byleth, seeing no other way to stop this vicious cycle of bloodshed, must put an end to the Church and TWSITD, with the help of Edelgard, Claude, and Dimitri, and House Isekai.

They are willing to do whatever it takes to bring peace once and for all.

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Continuation/Finale of the FE3H: House Isekai AU AND 

the evil!Byleth AU

House Isekai: Shadowbringers Preview

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Act 1: Awakening

Prologue: Before the Fall

Part 1 - Return to Abyss

Part 2 - Forward, Relentlessly

Part 3 - Defenders for Enbarr

Act 1 Finale - The Warrior of Darkness 

Act 2: Black Skies 

Interlude 1: Konosuba Gang *NEW*

Part 1 - Withering Flower *To be added*

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BLOG ENDING ANNOUNCEMENT, But...

Yes, you read that right. Crackimagines is finally going to be ending.

With real life kicking me down repeatedly, and a general lack of sparks for writing, I decided it’d be best to lay this old blog down. 

It’s brought a lot of memories, both happy and sad, and I am happy to have met all the people I have thanks to it.

This blog will remain here, as a way for everyone to enjoy the content produced here, yes, even my ol Danganronpa stuff (Which is still getting notes btw like wtf)

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You might be noticing a lack of “I’m going to be leaving and I’m glad you all followed me” and that line of thought.

That’s because I ain’t leaving tumblr.

Which means:

THE CRACK AIN’T OVER YET!

While crackimagines may be ending, a new realm of memes is being reborn!

I have a new blog going up:

https://houseisekai.tumblr.com/

This imagines blog is multi-fandom and is no longer confined to Fire Emblem, and anything I’ve written here is fair game there! Just read the rules and such of course.

There will be some slight changes to how I’ll be handling things there, but its still gonna be the experience you know!

Besides, if I ever leave tumblr, I ain’t leaving House Isekai unresolved. I put too much time and thought into that AU to drop it here.

For my old veterans, it’s gonna take a LOT more to put me down.

As for those of us just joining, apologies for the confusion, just migrate to that blog and let’s start again shall we?

This isn’t goodbye, it’s a whole new start! - Chris, Formerly Admin Makoto

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Do you have any scenes from smg4 that you want to use for imagines?

Not particularly. I dont watch his videos.

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*Mentions Brazil.* Brazilian Nationalists: Glória para a pátria!

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How about some nuclear gremlin shenanigans with Lysithea, Megamind and Millium? Maybe together they can make an explosion big enough to postpone the war by another year because SEIROS FUCKING CREST WHAT WAS THAT NOI-

I know you mean Megumin but good god reading that typo cracked me up lmao

Konosuba 3H AU Masterlist

Trails Of Cold Steel 3H AU Masterlist  

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- Lysithea was in the training hall when Megumin entered and adjusted her hat.

(Lysithea) “There you are! You’ve been skipping out on training so you better work hard today.”

(Megumin) “Eh? Nah, I’m not here for that.”’

(Lysithea) “Psh, figures. Only using explosive spe-...Wait, so why ARE you here then?”

- Millium burst through the door and ran in front of Millium.

(Millium) “MEGUMIN, IT’S TIME FOR THE BIG KABOOM! SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!”

(Lysithea) “...OH GODDESS NO-”

(Megumin) “I, THE CRIMSON DEMON MEGUMIN, SHALL CAST THE BIGGEST EXPLOSION YOU WILL EVER SEE, MILLIUM!”

(Millium) “YEAAAAAAH!”

(Lysithea) “WHAT?! MILLIUM WHY?!”

(Millium) “I just heard all the stories but never saw her cast one. COME ON COME ON-”

- Megumin grabbed her staff, and it began glowing.

(Lysithea) “NO YOU MORONS-”

(Megumin) 

“EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSIO-”

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Meanwhile outside the Monastery

(Man) “...What was that light?”

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Angelica: appears on the battlefield. Every female unit in the range of miles: why do i hear boss music?

Trails Of Cold Steel AU Masterlist

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(Edelgard) “...Angelica, NO-.”

(Angelica) “Hey, those cuties over there are giving me the eye.~”

(Dorothea) “Angie, they’re bandits. They’re eyeing you so they can kill you. Are you actually going to hit on them in the middle of a battlefield?”

(Angelica) “And they’re cute bandit gals-”

(Edelgard) “The only hitting you’re going to be doing, is caving their skulls in Angelica! Do NOT start flirting with them or there WILL be consequences!”

(Angelica) “Okay okay, sheesh. Tough crowd.”

(Dorothea) “If you’re going to joke about something, can it at least be about something you don’t do every day? I can’t count how many girls at the Monastery you’ve tried flirting with.”

(Angelica) “Like you’re one to talk, sweetie.”

(Dorothea) sigh

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Hot Dogs or Hamburgers?

I like both so yes

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What is class VII opinion on the whole isekai situation? I suppose discovering the existence of other universes and that wars are rampant even in those would hit many people psych pretty badly.

It varies.

Sara, Fie, Sharon aren’t too thrown off by the fighting but are surprised by going to an entirely different dimension.

Alisa, Rean, Laura, Machias, Jusis, Gaius, Angelica, Towa, and Elliot are shocked by the transportation to Fodlan completely. 

Millium, Crow, and Emma aren’t at all shocked by it.

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I force you, Chris, to choose between ashe and elliot. One survives, the other gets dragged to brazil and will never be seen ever aga- wait since when there aRE THREE ADMIN OK, I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS DON'T MOVE OR I'LL SHOOT THEM BOTH, I- I MEAN IT, DON'T MAKE ANY FALSE MOVES I WILL NOT GO BACK JA-

JOKES ON YOU ANON, I’D CHOOSE ELLIOT OVER ASHE ANYDAY

ELLIOT WAS MY FIRST LOVE

ADEUS CADELA

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To the anon: WTF is wrong with you?

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I'm ready for Byleth-Sama love is war to end in a threesome between Sara Byleth and Megunee

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Themed Ask Week: Trails of Cold Steel/Need more asks in the inbox!

Now that I have gotten properly motivated to write again, I’ll be needing actual imagines once again!

I only got 6 in atm and a good chunk of them are just ask house isekai, so feel free to send more “letters” and actual imagines in!

AND, because I’ve recently picked up Cold Steel II again, I’m in a VERY Class VII writing mood, with that being said:

Send in your Class VII imagines, because I will get to them ASAP! Need some love for these guys and I’m DYING to write them!

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So has Stupei done anything stupid lately?

Persona 3 AU Masterlist  

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(Minato) “When isn’t he doing someting stupid?”

(Minako) “Yeah, you can pretty much answer that yourself, anon.”

(Junpei) “Woah woah woah! Where’s this hostility comin’ from, I didn’t do shit! Besides, Minako does as much stupid things as I do!”

(Minako)��“When I do it, it’s endearing!”

(Minato) “Like hell it is.”

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Among the Black Eagles, who would be good at playing Tycoon in the Thieves' Den?

Hubert, Petra, Linhardt, and Bernadetta

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Persona 5 3H AU: Bernadetta’s Battle Dialogue

Persona 5 3H AU Masterlist

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Bernadetta if she were fighting in the Phantom Thieves’ party:

Victory Quote:

"We’re done here, right?”

Upon getting a kill:

“Got ‘em!”

“Whew! Finally...��

Upon getting a hit:

“Oh no.”

“Not down? NOT DOWN, NOT DOWN!”

Futaba’s Status Reports:

(Bernadetta) “AAAAAAhhhhhh...? Wait, am I silenced?”

(Futaba) “Considering you almost made me deaf, no. You’re not.”

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(Futaba) “Bear’s asleep! Come on get up, this is no time for hibernation!”

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(Futaba) “Bear’s angry, you need to get her calmed down!”

(Bernadetta) “JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!”

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(Futaba) “Bear’s scared, though uh...I don’t know if that was the enemy or just her.”

(Bernadetta) “T-THAT’S MEAN! AND WE GOTTA RUN!”

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(Futaba) "Bear got hit with confusion, watch where her bow is aiming!”

(Bernadetta) “M-MAYBE IF I LET GO OF THIS ARROW IT’LL DO GOOD-”

(Futaba) “No, do NOT DO THAT-”

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(Futaba) “Bear’s poisoned!”

(Bernadetta) “BLECH! BLECH! GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM!”