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I think an easy way to sum up american domestic architecture is that if you are remodeling and older bathroom you have to watch for razor blades in the walls

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im not used to having a piece that im working on for a really long time (month or two now) without abandoning it and its kind of nice

ive reworked their faces like 7 times now i think im almost there . lets go.

i would love to have the time to finish this soon but i got some other things to work on. battle backgrounds for a game in development so kinda cool but busy 😀 hope everyone is staying healthy and happy 🦅

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Man why ppl using tdov to beg for money? I'm trans and disabled and shit's really hard, but I can use that any other day too. Can't we just celebrate today? Without using it as pity bait? Feels like it defeats the point.

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tdov on the same day as easter to remind all eggs come out of ur cave and u too will never die on account of ur sheer power

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Fanfic tiktok is wild... I see so many people saying shit like "I could never read anything below 60k!!", or "What story can you even tell in under 5k words?" or "A oneshot below 10k isn't even a story!" or "I always filter completed fics by 100k< only!"

And I'm like...

A) which fandoms are you reading fics for where you have this kind of offerings on the regular?

B) have you heard of short stories? If you truly think every story NEEDS to be longform to connect with people, I sincerely feel sorry for you.

C) Average novel length is between 50k to 100k. I'm sorry, but CONSISTENTLY demanding fic writers to push out fics of that length is insane. Just think about it: YOU DEMAND AUTHORS TO PUT OUT FICS THAT COMPARE TO COMMERCIAL NOVELS IN LENGTH (AND QUALITY) AS A BASELINE.

Yall are wilding.

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in case you were curious, this is the current state of NFT crypto bros on twitter

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Not a sports guy but this is wonderful

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They need to invent a guy dead on the floor emoji

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edgy girls on instagram: lol im gonna kill my ex bf with a knife 🤪

average tumblr user: one must consider the eroticism of the spleen

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How to put “wrote fan-fiction” on your résumé:

Leveraged an inventory of established fictional character and setting elements to generate a disruptive custom-curated narrative entertainment asset.

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Rufus Turner appreciation for anon

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I want the parts of you that you only show To the corner of your bathroom mirror I want the parts of your hand grenade heart That beat slowly with anger and fear

I want the parts of you that you only show To the birds outside your bedroom window I want the teeth that you lost as a child That you hide in a box under your pillow

I want your quiet, your screaming and thrashing The salt on your lips and the hands that god gave you And I want your violence, your silent sedation Your moon eyes, your telescope, morbid fixation

And I want your pyro, your born-again virgin Your hands on my insides, your fingertips crawling in I want your Jesus, your suicide mission Your lips on the microphone, soft disposition

And I want your parties, the shark in your water The scrapes on your knees and the blood that spills over And I want your zeroes, your polluted marrow The sweat on your palms and your surveillance shadow

I want your secrets, your clementine fields The ropes that you climb up, the parts that won't heal I want your safe word, your passive resistance The sickness you foster, your favourite addictions

I want your nightmares, the ghost in your doorway Your paralyzed sleep and your I want you, butterfly, I want you sailor I am your lover and I am your jailor