When your non-English speakeing friend asks what the opposite of smooth is
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League of Villains • Dabi
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whats it called when shes telling u about her day and u cant stop smiling
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My foster kitten
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me, holding the water gun with shaking hands, tears in my eyes: you’ve crossed me for the last time. you know the rules. it has to be this way
my cat, who has gotten onto the counter yet again: *purrs*
me, wiping away tears and steadying my hand: there’s nothing you can say to make this easier
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reblog and butthole barbie will shit wads of cash into your life
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*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*
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Sweeties~
(slightly higher res, but non animated)
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reverb room vs. anechoic chamber [x]
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idk if men know this but
if you have to beg a girl into saying yes, it’s not consensual. if you make a girl feel bad for not wanting to have sex with you to the point where she says yes, it’s not consensual. if you have to trick a girl into saying yes, it’s not consensual.
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I am going to bed means something very different to I am going to sleep
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Not to toot my own horn but I just took a test that said I have a 300 IQ lol…
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“i’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “im telling mom”
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