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ten years of science and yet no one can explain why running up stairs like a cat feels rad as hell

let's ignore the rest of the text because I really like the implication that science has been around for 10 years only

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why are you, as a man, not kissing other men

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Phainon you are so Homura Puella Magi Madoka Magica coded

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What they 'did' last summer didn't even make sense like it wasn't even their fault. So when the girl got the note that's like 'I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER' my dad leant over and said to me 'Oh good thank GOD because we don't, can you explain it to us?' 😭

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I just saw Man Door Hand Hook Car Door (2025) (I Know What You Did Last Summer Legacy Sequel) in the cinema and it was fucking AWFUL lol I don't even understand what they did wrong last summer other than leave the scene of an accident

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I've reached an unchangeable issue living at home with my parents. They'll never be okay with another pet living in this house, but I need a pet for my mental health. So, I'm looking at moving out now that I'm getting a new job, but not sure whether to live alone or with a friend 😭

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if we made everything legal the crime rate would drop to zero. follow for more judicial lifehacks

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Im just so frustrated bc it doesnt seem fair that your skills can degrade over time. i LEARNED IT😭

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I think about Nov 5th often

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penis

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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

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They had to make Mydei a man, because if they'd made him a woman they knew I'd get so horny I'd explode and die

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the funniest thing about phaidei for me

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So many memories tied to this place

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Tribbie asks only valid questions.

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