Just a silly lil dude (they/he)(queer/poly) 🇮🇹🏳️⚧️
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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this
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dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better
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Yuki: What kinds of sounds annoy you? Max: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones? Yuki, now interested: Lets say imaginary. Max: Spiders wearing flip flops.
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i love them
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Fernando: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.
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The Tumblr x AO3 isn't a ship it's our parents
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Congratulations on the marriage guys!!!! It's about time honestly
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“whatever the fuck these two characters had going on” is a vastly underrated character dynamic
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As an autistic person, you can literally tell someone "I mean this genuinely and literally and this is all genuinely good faith. I mean this all completely neutrally, I'm not implying anything else and this is all extremely literal and good faith" and someone will still misconstrue you in ways you never thought was possible.
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shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game
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What if you're BAHRAIN GEORGE driving on 16 LAP OLD SOFTS , no TRANSPONDER, no STEERING WHEEL, DRS opening when you try to use the RADIO. and there's a mclaren up your ass.
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