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Kia KMX-90 Concept, 1984. A futuristic prototype with gullwing doors and wheel spats that was presented at the Seoul Motor Show. The 90 in the name refers to Kia's projection that it would be making cars like this in the 1990s.

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For my Tumblr friends and neighbors, the humble pigeorbil.

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In which it is revealed that So-Lar City is teeming with animal hybrid creatures!

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PSA: DON'T DO CRIME FOR ATTENTION

My accountant sent out an email asking her clients to a) not get their tax information from TikTok, and to b) STOP sending her TikTok videos about taxes, if you're wondering what accounting is currently like in the private sector.

i'm not even on tiktok but i've seen so many tiktoks about how to commit tax fraud (they call them lifehacks but they are tax fraud)

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Cyberspace Telephone

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This is like 95% of Iggy's whole deal.

The best photo I took at Dashcon 2

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Blade Runner Phone Booth, Vid-Phon.

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Episode Two! Tiny Tots Tussle Over Turf!

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I don't have the skills of an artist, but I do have The Sims 4, so here are some of the different UltraNet avatars (aka 'skins') I've made for Iggy.

Iggy is aroace, so I used the colors from the flags as inspiration.

Is Iggy cringe? Debatable. Am I cringe? 10000000%

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And a packet of Stimmy Cakes for Iggy Sever.

It's podcast girls week, so be sure to leave out a pink milkshake for Faustina Fetamine.

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Iggy is she/her (mainly because I mislike the idea of playing a NB character when I myself am cis). But she doesn't have a problem being misgendered if it's funny, so enjoy your puns!

@crime-of-the-week-pod episode one was unexpectedly silly considering the newsy premise. It’s so great! Iggy Sever new favorite fictional podcast host of now.

Vibes - It’s got Vine energy. Did I mention it’s only 10 minutes for the short-form lovers? It also comes out swinging 🤠with ace-spec rep (despite the slightly NSFW nature of episode 1’s crimes). This blog always appreciates ace-spec rep.

Episode 1 answers questions like -

What if there was a crime blotter podcast in the tone of a special news report where the host leans so far into alliteration you wonder how many takes were required to say “felched phallic facsimiles” with full journalistic seriousness?

[Note: post split so content flag couldn’t block the whole thing. The original was relatively tame but algorithm was being moody🙄. To be continued in a slightly more unhinged manner…]

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Waaaaaaaaaa thank you so much! I'm truly honored that Iggy has earned blorbo status. ^_^

I'm also absolutely delighted that you picked up on the torture device (the stupidest words or phrases imaginable) created by the maniac writer (me) to inflict upon the poor voice actor (also me). This will be a continuing theme throughout the show!

@crime-of-the-week-pod episode one was unexpectedly silly considering the newsy premise. It’s so great! Iggy Sever new favorite fictional podcast host of now.

Vibes - It’s got Vine energy. Did I mention it’s only 10 minutes for the short-form lovers? It also comes out swinging 🤠with ace-spec rep (despite the slightly NSFW nature of episode 1’s crimes). This blog always appreciates ace-spec rep.

Episode 1 answers questions like -

What if there was a crime blotter podcast in the tone of a special news report where the host leans so far into alliteration you wonder how many takes were required to say “felched phallic facsimiles” with full journalistic seriousness?

[Note: post split so content flag couldn’t block the whole thing. The original was relatively tame but algorithm was being moody🙄. To be continued in a slightly more unhinged manner…]

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YALL

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Sometimes you need to do a last-minute re-take of something, and sometimes you need to take a break midway through to play the cat bongos.