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you: carpe diem

me, a goth: carpe noctem

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“We never use transfiguration as a punishment, we only do appropriate punishments, like sending students alone into the dangerous forest at night”

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i call this the power depression stance

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ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off

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me when my fave song comes on after ive pressed shuffle 53 times

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Cats with fluffy tails reblog if you agree

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Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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i have an announcement to make

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honestly, I think it’s a lot more funny than it actually is