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Sooooo I had my friend take a which Lawrence of Arabia character are you quiz and… those aren’t the guys


#she got ali and seeing that man was an absolute jumpscare#we took the quiz again to purposefully get lawrence to see if it would actually be an image of him#why did they whitewash ali bro#te lawrence#lawrence of arabia#movies#classic film
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Nole’s thoughts on Mirra Andreeva supporting Conchita Martinez at the Wimbledon legends match today. ☺️
#tennis#atp tennis#wta tennis#atp tour#wta tour#novak djokovic#mirra andreeva#conchita martinez#wimbledon#wimbledon 2025
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BJK saying she hopes novak wins one more slam so he beats margaret court’s record 😭😭😭😭 mother
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Murray’s comments on the Dimitrov/Sinner match…
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Fuck I feel so bad for Grigor. He was playing so well. 💔
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never has the expression "cat and mouse" been more accurate
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broke: the wimbledon curfew is stupid
woke: the wimbledon hospitality lunch is stupid
#matches on centre start at 1:30#and matches on no. 1 court start at 1:00#as opposed to all the other courts that start at 11:00#because they have to have the hospitality lunch first. for all the little celebrities#like bro#it’s not surprising that 8.5 hours isn’t enough time if you have a bunch of long matches and have to prepare the court in between#I am very anti-late matches#and what organizers don’t seem to understand is that YOU HAVE TO START MATCHES EARLIER TO PREVENT LATE MATCHES#like the AO made the Round of 128 three days long instead of two days long#in an attempt to reduce late matches by having less matches per day#BUT THEY DIDN’T CHANGE THE START TIMES OF THE MATCHES.#last year you had djokovic playing a 4 hour match and sabalenka getting on court at 11:40 pm#you did not solve anything#this is a very long rant but wimbledon’s undercurrent of elitism should be studied#honestly I want to psychoanalyze all the slams#tennis#wimbledon#wimbledon 2025#atp tennis#wta tennis#atp tour#wta tour
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reasons to celebrate this fourth of july

#shoutout to anisimova too ☺️#sorry about keys though 😔#tennis#atp tennis#wimbledon 2025#wimbledon#taylor fritz
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I came, I served, I conquered — Ben Shelton, 04/07/25
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describing jannik sinner as "human spaghetti" is the funniest possible way to describe him omfg
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Seed extermination update: Round 2
Men's
Draper 4
Tiafoe 12
Paul 13
Machac 21
Lehecka 23
Women's
Paolini 4
Schnaider 12
Haddad Maia 21
Vekic 22
Kenin 28
Fernandez 29
Krueger 31
Total number of men’s seeds eliminated: 18
Total number of women’s seeds eliminated: 17
Seed extermination count: 35
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Casual Jannik/Novak edit made by ESPN
#sorry for recording my television screen but this was a fascinating choice#espn tennis broadcast you never cease to confuse me#tennis#atp tennis#wimbledon#wimbledon 2025#jannik sinner#novak djokovic
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Am I delusional enough to believe in the Fritzledon dream? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅
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Here’s all the singles seeds eliminated in Round 1 of Wimbledon 2025:
MEN’S (total: 13)
Zverev 3
Musetti 7
Rune 8
Medvedev 9
Cerundolo 16
Humbert 18
Popyrin 20
Tsitsipas 24
Shapovalov 27
Bublik 28
Michelsen 30
Griekspoor 31
Berrettini 32
WOMEN’S (total: 10)
Gauff 2
Pegula 3
Zheng 5
Badosa 9
Muchova 15
Ostapenko 20
Frech 25
Kostyuk 26
Linette 27
Kessler 32
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“Good ol’ Andy Murray tactics. Lured him in.” — Novak Djokovic to Judy Murray, Wimbledon R1 v Müller
#novandy folks what do we think about this#tennis#atp tennis#wimbledon#wimbledon 2025#novak djokovic#djokovic#andy murray#murray#follow-up question: what side of the divorce is judy on?
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things have changed... when people started calling stories, art, edits and many more creative works as "content"
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