cryptidiopathic
I live in your walls (affectionate)
If you hear floorboards creaking in the middle of the night dont be scared, thats me on my way to retrieve a hands full of chocolate chips from the kitchen cupboard.
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Dude, sick reference to Snoop Dogg smoking weed. I can’t believe you’re so clever. You were clever enough to bring up Sm – Snoop smoking weed on your stream, because you KNEW that Snoap Dogg smoke weed, and Smoke Dogg, he is s҉m҉d҉snoop. And you KNEW that if you brought up the Smook Dogg smokin 𝚍veed, that you – people would know that! And they would 𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕡!
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happy april 19th <3
thinkin about him on this great day
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you. reading this. don't forget your daily clicks
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a lot of queer people i know in real life are either into or open to talking about astrology but online i think ive noticed a lot more people who dislike astrology and im super curious to see if that holds up.
please reblog for sample size and elaborate in the tags if you want!
#hey there needs to be a 'i think its absolute bullshit bit love hearing it bc it fuelsy narcissistic tendencies'#op??? are you listening????
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people with siblings: how do you feel about them?
#i love them i miss them i resent them i envy them#we were knit together into a bond that can stretch and ebb but never ever break#we were strangers forced to share a house#its... complicated#it is hard to grow up in an abusive home
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summer is coming up lads..
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On my fic??? MY FIC????
#they went back and added to the existing bookmark aaaaaah#i love my readers#several have it tagged as 'favorite' too gah!
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note: am v aware i have horrible taste lol
#having braces will turn you into a life long mozzy stick hater unfortunately#i still gag on them.... its psychosomatic.... phantom orthodontics you see.#also whos out here like real strawberries over candy??? i suppose you wouldnt have ice cream every day if you could either???#friend we are fundamentally different. i like a strawberry but obviously i like tge ultra processedcancer giving designed to be addictive#shit more#are ypu kidding?
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Man rescued from the jaws of a dangerous beast (Loki the cat)
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you've heard of slender man now get ready for fat woman
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