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“ IT’S EVERY MAN’S BUSINESS TO SEE JUSTICE DONE. ” — SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE

an independent original criminal minds muse, penned and dearly loved by dee. 18 and over only. a @cryptozooliver spin-off.

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ollie will be residing over at @soughtjustice for a while so give it a spend yes

working on oliver’s c/riminal m/inds blog please yes give this a like if you’d like me to follow you from there once it’s ready to go!! <3

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working on oliver’s c/riminal m/inds blog please yes give this a like if you’d like me to follow you from there once it’s ready to go!! <3

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the feminine urge to restart this blog for the THIRD TIMEEEE

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[jersey accent] ANYBODY ELSE HERE MISSIN’ OLIVER ACKERMAN?

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hey hey howdy hey y’all! great news: ya boi is going out of state to play a few shows but before i do that, i need to record some tunes at home. and in order to do that, i need to upgrade some gear and that shit’s expeeeeeensive. to help fund that, i’m opening up commissions !!! my custom carrd commissions are open for three slots. prices begin at $15 and increase on difficulty, time spent, etc. read more about the custom carrd process in the source link. if you’re looking for something cheaper, i also offer carrd templates at cheaper, pay-what-you-can sliding scales. see:

america’s suitehearts — base account friendly. dead pegasus — base account friendly. keep faith — requires pro-lite or higher. nancy — $15. includes 5 graphic templates. requires pro-lite or higher.

more services such as icon borders, header graphics, etc. + examples are available and listed in the source link. and maybe, just maybe, you’re familiar with my freesource blog over at @andsaintsources — if you’ve used any of my resources and feeling generous, consider dropping some change into my tip jar !!! reblogs/signal boosts are also incredibly appreciated !!! anything truly helps. and i love you all so much for your support at any scale. xoxo santo.

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I PROMISE you guys i’m alive i just haven’t had much muse for anyone besides @shesould i am not gonna lie but i’ll be back soon hopefully <333

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLLLIEEEEE

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I’M A CONCRETE GIRL IN A CAVITY WORLD !

independent demon muse exploring what happens when you accidentally sell your soul to the devil. penned by dee. 18+

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anyway’s who’s gonna decorate for christmas w oliver

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Detail Anton Giulio Brignole-Sale on Horseback, 1627 Anthony van Dyck

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CORPSE   BRIDE   SENTENCE   STARTERS .

‘   pardon my enthusiasm.   ‘

‘   i like your enthusiasm.   ‘

‘   i was betrothed, once along time ago but tragedy bestowed my love.‘

‘   everything will go as planned.  ‘

‘   she/he/they will marry.  ‘

‘   no. i’m telling the truth. ‘

‘   [name] needs my help.   ‘

‘   she’s/he’s married a corpse.   ‘

‘   with this hand…I will take your wine…no…  ‘

‘   [name] married a dead woman!   ‘

‘   what a story it is. a tragic tale of romance, passion, and murder most foul.  ‘

‘   there’s an eye in me soup.  ‘

‘   die, die. we all pass away.  ‘

‘   don’t wear a frown ‘cause it’s really okay.  ‘

‘   you might and pray, but we all end up the remains of the day.  ‘

‘   you’re married to me! she’s/he’s/they’re the other woman/man/person!  ‘

‘   if i hadn’t just been sitting in it, i’d say you’ve lost your mind. ‘

‘   i spent so long in the darkness….i’d almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is! ‘

‘   what if….what if [name] and i don’t….like each other? ‘

‘   as if that has anything to do with marriage. ‘

‘   do you suppose your father/mother and i “like” each other?   ‘

‘   there’ll be a wedding after all.  ‘

‘   you cannot make me do this!  ‘

‘   please, i beg of you! there must be another way!  ‘

‘   we shall be forced penniless into the street.  ‘

‘   i’m so happy to see you! here, come by the fire. where have you been? ‘

‘   i….i…oh, dear.   ‘

‘   i s-s… i seem to find myself married.  ‘

‘   my darling, i just wanted to meet…..darling! who’s this? ‘

‘   wait, you don’t understand. ‘

‘   i never thought I’d see you again… ‘

‘   we’re going to take whatever money we can and get out of here.  ‘

‘   your dowry. it’s my right!  ‘

‘   it’s my marriage to you that will save them from the poorhouse.   ‘

‘   you’re lying. it isn’t true. tell me that you’re lying!!  ‘

‘   well, perhaps in disappointment we are perfectly matched!  ‘

‘   it’s a beautiful day! ‘

‘   a rehearsal, my dear, to be perfectly clear. ’

‘   always the bridesmaid, never the bride!   ‘

‘   tell me my dear, can a heart still break once it’s stopped beating?  ‘

‘   my dreams were taken from me. ‘

‘   but now - now i’ve stolen them from someone else. ‘

‘   i love you, [name], but you are not mine.  ‘

‘   isn’t the view beautiful? it takes my breath away. ‘

‘   it takes my breath away. well, it would if i had any.‘

‘   don’t you understand? you’re the other woman/man.  ‘

‘   you should know it’s unexpected!  ‘

‘   you shall marry [name] tomorrow. ‘

‘   i….felt i should be with you always ‘

‘   i should be with you always, and that our wedding could not come soon enough! ‘

‘   i confess. this morning i was…terrified of marriage.  ‘

‘   i was…terrified of marriage.  ‘

‘   if i touch a burning candle, i can feel no pain.  ‘

‘   in the ice or in the sun, it’s all the same. ‘

‘   yet i feel my heart is aching. though it doesn’t beat, it’s breaking.  ‘

‘   the pain here that i feel, try and tell me it’s not real. ‘

‘   i know that i died, yet it seems that i still have some tears to shed.  ‘

‘   i still have some tears to shed.  ‘

‘   with this hand i will lift your sorrows.  ‘

‘   with this candle, i will light your way into darkness. ��  

‘   with this ring, i ask you to be mine.  ‘

‘   i’ll strangle him/her with my bare hands!  ‘

‘   i’m sure he’ll/she’ll be back shortly. he’s/she’s terrified of the dark. ‘

‘   i am terribly sorry about what’s happened to you and i would like to help.  ‘

‘   since i was a child, i’ve dreamt of my wedding day.  ‘

‘   you kept your promise. you set me free. now i can do the same for you.  ‘

‘   i made a promise.  ‘

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HALLOWEEN THEMED SENTENCE PROMPTS

“You can’t tell me you’re actually afraid of this movie…”

“I think she lied to you. This isn’t a costume party. No one here is wearing a costume.”

“Are you afraid of the dark?”

“Did you want to hear a scary story?”

“Love your costume. What made you choose it?”

“Are you sure you want to go into that haunted house?”

“Don’t you think you’re a little too old to be trick-or-treating?”

“What’s your favorite scary movie?”

“The fact that I’m single for Halloween sucks.”

“If we’re both single next Halloween, you’re allowed to put a curse on me.”

“Do you really think the curse is real?”

“Have you ever been kissed in a pumpkin patch?”

“Do you want to go through the corn maze?”

“I told you we should have done couple's costumes.”

“I’m not easily scared, but right now I’m terrified.”

“Do you like my costume?”

“Guess I’m the little devil on your shoulder, huh?”

“I like to think of myself as the angel on your shoulder.”

“Are you sure you don’t want to dance?”

“Do you want to dance?”

“The Monster Mash is a classic. If you say otherwise, you’re a liar.”

“How do you feel handing out candy tonight with me?”

“Are you sure you’re okay? We can leave if you want.”

“We should leave the costume party.”

“Do you think I could win the costume party?”

“I hate bobbing for apples. It’s always such a mess.”

“Just shut up and kiss me.”

“Sorry I have to take the fangs out before we kiss.”

“Do you believe in ghosts or not?”

“That’s a mighty sexy costume you’re wearing.”

“I like your jack o'lantern!”

“Do you like my jack o’lantern?”

“Shut up, that’s not what I meant.”

“Stop using the Dracula accent, it’s not cute.”

“What are you even supposed to be?”

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now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

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❛❛   THERE ARE MANY FACETS TO PEOPLE’S PERSONALITIES,      and like a jewel, the light lays off them in complex patterns, illuminating their actions and motives. but we see only a small number of the total facets, and what is illuminated is only a part of the whole story. what lies in the SHADOWS? what do those facets we cannot see look like?   ❜❜   //   an indie, private multifandom, multimuse blog featuring canons and ocs, penned by tommy.

                                                  BLOG   //   CARRD.

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everybody shut up. portland, oregon is now a cocoon.

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Bro, We Are Mutuals . Its Ok To Message Me . Im Ur Friend . I Love You . … Bro, We Are Exchanging Discords Now . . No Dont Stop Keysmashing Bro .. Bro