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                                       Don’t you wanna stay?

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                          ‘Cause your heart is upside down

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((here’s a list of my currently active blogs/blogs i want to be active on!

sideblogs to the hub

Wirt: @piilgriimcge semi-low activity

Moomin: @ebvlience low activity

Stand alone blogs

Alan, Oc: @compiitum low activity

Iris, Oc: @scmethinggood revamping

blogs i’m unsure of

monster falls! dipper: @cervidae-mystery sideblog to hub, need to edit icons 

and that’s about it for now!))

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((Here’s a much needed announcement that This blog is on hiatus! i have very little muse for Jason right now and might not have any until this halloween.

However, if you would still like to interact with me and any of my other blogs i am currently active on two new blogs which are my Wirt, @piilgriimcge�� and my Moomin, @ebvlience​  blogs!

i apologize for my absence and hope to get back into the swing of things here by autumn))

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((Here’s a much needed announcement that This blog is on hiatus! i have very little muse for Jason right now and might not have any until this halloween.

However, if you would still like to interact with me and any of my other blogs i am currently active on two new blogs which are my Wirt, @piilgriimcge​ and my Moomin, @ebvlience​  blogs!

i apologize for my absence and hope to get back into the swing of things here by autumn))

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                                If the heavens ever did speak                                He’s the last true mouth peice

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Haunted by Rattie 📻 oc and multifandom friendly 📻 multiship and multiverse 📻 dark topics such as murder, death, suicide and religion may be present 📻 template cred.

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oh so no wonder jason is trying to get into all these cabins. my man is just cold!

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What’s wrong,                         don’t you like the monster you created? 

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dissociation

ok to rb

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“stop giving me the puppy eyes. you know what you did.” --Pamela

puppy starters

it was actually hard to give anyone puppy dog eyes with a hockey mask and a drooping eyelid, but he’d managed. even going as far as managing to let out a wheezing whine like an actual puppy.

he did know what he did, and he was still doing it, standing in the middle of the room with mud covered boots with a trail of the stuff behind him leading outside. did he regret it? not really. did he want to get in trouble with mom? absolutely not. 

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things i’ve said to my nine month old great dane puppy

“we’ve talked about this; get the blanket out of your mouth.”

“how could someone so majestic looking be so clumsy?”

“stop trying to eat stuff that’ll make you throw up.”

“you’re the reason we can’t have nice things.”

“you’re crushing me, you big dummy.”

“i wish i had your energy.”

“what is that –?! oh, it’s just dog food. okay.”

“stop giving me the puppy eyes. you know what you did.”

“my stuffed animals aren’t your chew toys!”

“i buy you nice stuff and you’d rather play with the box.”

“oh so this food isn’t good enough for you now? wow. thanks.”

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fun fact, i can be killed but it won’t last

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tips for walking in an abandoned graveyard

if it’s dark, don’t shine your flashlight into the trees.

if a child approaches and asks you a question, don’t tell the truth.

you may find some harrowing artifacts (i found a ribbon on a tree and some bible pages) pick these up and keep them. they belong to you.

if you walk down a long, straight pathway, you will feel someone behind you. don’t look

you may see people in your peripheral vision; these are the spirits. they won’t hurt you.

if you wish to communicate with the spirits, do not do it alone. cast a protection circle. only ask polite questions.

you will feel bursts of dread and terror. ignore them.

don’t read too much into what the graves say. some things are best left unsolved.

research the history of the graveyard beforehand. you need to know what you might encounter.

some beings may not want you to leave. should you come into contact with one of these beings, leave immediately.

don’t read the hidden graves.

if you find a headless angel statue, don’t look for her head.

if you find a tipped over angel statue, leave her be. she’s only resting.

don’t listen to music. this will distract you from them.

don’t look in the bushes. you will find something that you weren’t supposed to.

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((Jason has Nosocomephobia. the fear of hospitals. And  be cause of this, if he’s aware of where he is or admitted to one against his will/while he’s knocked out  he’ll have an all out panic attack and go on a rampage until someone either sedates him or tells him he’s okay.))

((ok so i was talkin to my friend Jerm abt this and how Jason's fear of hospitals extends to mental hospitals and institutions/sanitariums and he planted the idea for an au where Jason just fuckin wakes up in the same sanitarium as Michael and thats how the two of them meet.))

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things i’ve said to my nine month old great dane puppy

“we’ve talked about this; get the blanket out of your mouth.”

“how could someone so majestic looking be so clumsy?”

“stop trying to eat stuff that’ll make you throw up.”

“you’re the reason we can’t have nice things.”

“you’re crushing me, you big dummy.”

“i wish i had your energy.”

“what is that –?! oh, it’s just dog food. okay.”

“stop giving me the puppy eyes. you know what you did.”

“my stuffed animals aren’t your chew toys!”

“i buy you nice stuff and you’d rather play with the box.”

“oh so this food isn’t good enough for you now? wow. thanks.”