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what i imagine every time i read his wiki

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Racist character of today:

Angel Dust from "Hazbin Hotel"

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why is orange juice the only juice we abbreviated

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im gonna kill myself [remembers that suicide jokes make people uncomfortable] uhh [in valley girl voice] im like soooo totally gonna blow my brains out... [waiting for polite laughter that never comes] sorry [remembering that i apologise too much and i need to work on that] No im not

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I keep my friends close, and the enemy far away, because I hate them so

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DNI if you support: the enemy

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the author's barely disguised longing to be a real person

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fuck it sure

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Great and now there's this. Theres truly no room for an ounce of complacency this is a direct attack on queer creatives.

Here's a link to the whole thread for more context

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im largely insulated from the dogshit posts i see people complaining about so I have to intuit the shape of them through whatever vague snide remarks I suddenly see an influx of, like a really shitty version of platos cave or something

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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

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I'm trying to sleep and the bugs outside are buzzing at a certain cluster of wavelengths that reads to my brain as a human voice and whenever I let my focus shift it jumps to trying to hear what the gnat king has to say

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DISCRETION

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This website really needs the option to block individual posts, like "hmm no, this one's shit, never show me this again."

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