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people who think kids are stupid have clearly never once had to attempt to get through explaining a set of safety rules and expectations to a group of them. lawyers wish they had the falcon's eye for loopholes, technicalities, and potential exceptions that the average 3rd grader possesses.
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The version of you right now is deserving of love. Not you two years ago when you had more of your shit together, or the five years later version where you’ll surely be thriving. The version of you right now. The one that might just be okay, or is really struggling, or is bored and unproductive. That version deserves love. Having trouble accepting this is fine, but actively denying it is not. Your value is intrinsic, and finding confidence in that is mandatory.
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i miss when personality quizzes didnt require so much brainpower like whatever happened to questions like “which biome would you rather live” where i would simply scroll until i saw forest. now i have to try to decipher long ass quotes about like love and shit? pass. i don’t have a brain
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some fucker: “If you arent paying for a product, you are the product!”
me using tumblr costing yahoo a billion dollars:
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ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were
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if i was billie eilish i would tweet who the fuck are the beatles and turn off my phone
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am i finally gonna be able to astral project into the ikea in the 5th dimension?
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I just wanna *sits on this and digs for 3 hours* Know what I mean.....

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