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Everyone on Earth needs to see this. It's vital.

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don’t ever get initimdated by messaging people on tumblr behind that blog is someone with a bad posture and crumbs all over their lap laughing at a picture of a horse in pyjamas

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Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally

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Went to the zoo and the cemetery for my birthday today and even though it is my birthday, I have a gift for you.

This man's real name was Firmus Dick.

Firmus.

Dick.

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What's the process if you're a superhero and you come out as trans

Do you tell your villains?

Do you keep it a secret so no one can connect Spider-Man with your secret identity for a while? Or do you pop a pronouns pin on your costume and the next time you web up Doctor Octopus and he goes "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME SPIDER-MAN" you go "Spider-Girl actually! I've been figuring out some shit"

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My favorite thing about learning that the creators of blue eye samurai are a mixed race couple whose mixed race daughter inspired them to create the show is that it means they, like many parents, were like “what should we do if people are mean to her because she’s mixed race” and the answer was “well we probably can’t just let her kill them all. but wouldn’t that be nice”

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i wish i could text my cat to check on him when I'm out but his whole illiterate thing really gets in the way

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animation seems hard i deadass can't tell the difference

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animation seems hard i deadass can't tell the difference

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did not realize the funky little beetle was supposed to give you your correct SAT answers

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Hugging Aggie and feeling her warm fur against my ear as I listen to her purr and singing to her in a goofy baby voice: "Someday you're gonna die and I will be sad. But in the meantime I'm gonna pet your fuzzy head."

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Fluffy heart

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Faces in coffee.

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we smoking nothing. we have nothing