daddynietzsche
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when i was a kid i thought all liquids had to have some quantity of water in it to be a liquid (as in water was necessary for something to flow) and i think that philosophy couldve easily put me in the top 15 greatest ancient greek philosophers
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kant seems the type to unironically drink hot dr pepper
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*finishes tractatus*
great, philosophy is solved, now I can’t wait to terrorize the schoolchildren of rural Austria
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sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
#fukin he'll this was literally me in final year omg#when I say literally I mean literally#also hey folx long thyme
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Congrats on your graduation!!
Thank you so much!! 💞💞 Eeeeeeeeee!!!
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A fuzzy me doing finger guns as I graduate my philosophy bachelor’s. My Nietzsche professor looks on confused [top right] . What a 4 years. Honestly wot. Dat ol’ mental health held me back to my initial end, an extra year to complete, I chose; and goddamned motherfuck: I conquered, I overcame that shite. Although I tried– I did not cease my self, my potential,,, I overcame, I became, i fucking am! #biiiiitch
#graduation#grammar is my bitch#sorry for not replying to messages yet#tis bin a stressful month aye#a stressful day aye#soon ya boi will get round to dose phil memes y'all came here for#gimme leik 2 weeks aye#philosophy
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my weedman is a sweetie and puts motivational quotes on the pots, petition to rename socrates granddaddy purple
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Wait what's Manic Mandy?
mandy as in mdma and manic as in mania, so being was manic when having the mdma sesh, great fun ;;;;;)
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don’t judge
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the good place characters as trolley problems
chidi
eleanor
tahani
jason
michael
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ever since that fuckin ‘kafka’s metamorphosis is a cookbook’ thing i have this running joke where ever my professor picks up a book hes talk about and is like ‘so what is this book? its an inquiry into the phenomenology of sleep’ or something, everytime he says ‘so what is this book?’ in my head im like ‘its a cookbook’ and JJKSKJJK were studying french structuralism and he just fucking picked up levi-strauss’ book ‘raw and cooked’ and lo and fukin behold its like a goddamned cookbook im losing my shit
#i cant goddamned contain myself im literally writing this post in a lecture#i cant handle this i have the biggest laugh lump in my throat oh my god#jjkjjkdjkkjkjakkkffkj
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Kant has been fulfilling his deontological duty for 294 slutty, slutty years
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